Gransnet forums

Games

More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

(1001 Posts)
VB000 Mon 22-May-23 09:42:41

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities 👍
And silence it cuts like a knife

GoldenLady Wed 27-Dec-23 15:09:28

My bin’s blown away in this wind!
It's punishment 'cos I have sinned
On the naughty list
But the bin won't be missed

Salti Wed 27-Dec-23 14:43:16

My bin’s blown away in this wind!
It's punishment 'cos I have sinned
On the naughty list

henetha Wed 27-Dec-23 11:43:08

My bin’s blown away in this wind!
It's punishment 'cos I have sinned

Juliet27 Wed 27-Dec-23 10:23:37

Flying up on a trapeze
Showing off my elegant knees
dressed all in bright red
Hands over my head
With this move, don’t let me fall, please.

My bin’s blown away in this wind!

crazyH Wed 27-Dec-23 00:27:53

Flying up on a trapeze
Showing off my elegant knees
dressed all in bright red
Hands over my head

BrightandBreezy Wed 27-Dec-23 00:07:13

Flying up on a trapeze
Showing off my elegant knees
dressed all in bright red

keepcalmandcavachon Tue 26-Dec-23 17:33:57

Flying up on a trapeze
Showing off my elegant knees

GoldenLady Tue 26-Dec-23 16:23:46

Is there any song more annoying
Only the sound of him snoring
At least he sings song
Mine blows a fog horn
Let's switch to a subject less boring

Flying up on a trapeze

crazyH Tue 26-Dec-23 01:57:33

Is there any song more annoying
Only the sound of him snoring
At least he sings song
Mine blows a fog horn

65KL Mon 25-Dec-23 23:57:25

Is there any song more annoying
Only the sound of him snoring

GoldenLady Mon 25-Dec-23 15:33:41

More turtle doves? Not again!
I fear I shall have to complain,
And those three French hens !
Pipers piping in pens!
And leaping lords - what a pain!

Is there any song more annoying?

Bellanonna Sun 24-Dec-23 23:51:24

More turtle doves? Not again!
I fear I shall have to complain,
And those three French hens !
Pipers piping in pens!

65KL Sun 24-Dec-23 21:33:00

More turtle doves? Not again!
I fear I shall have to complain,
And those three French hens !

keepcalmandcavachon Sun 24-Dec-23 21:24:35

More turtle doves? Not again!
I fear I shall have to complain,

GoldenLady Sun 24-Dec-23 17:45:59

I think I had the wrong number of turtle doves, so I'll change it to:

More turtle doves? Not again!

GoldenLady Sun 24-Dec-23 17:02:15

The twinkling lights are so merry
The holly so full of berry
Children's eyes delight
At the festive sight
Is the holiday jolly? Yes, very!

Four turtle doves? Not again!

Salti Sun 24-Dec-23 08:48:18

The twinkling lights are so merry
The holly so full of berry
Children's eyes delight
At the festive sight

65KL Fri 22-Dec-23 21:08:05

The twinkling lights are so merry
The holly so full of berry
Children's eyes delight

Juliet27 Fri 22-Dec-23 16:53:44

The twinkling lights are so merry
The holly so full of berry

GoldenLady Fri 22-Dec-23 15:51:11

Do people still have tinsel now
Shining sparkling it's hung to wow
Mine doesn't impress,
I've none, I confess,
I need some to hang from a bough

The twinkling lights are so merry

henetha Fri 22-Dec-23 11:05:07

Do people still have tinsel now
Shining sparkling it's hung to wow
Mine doesn't impress,
I've none, I confess,

BrightandBreezy Thu 21-Dec-23 23:38:08

Do people still have tinsel now
Shining sparkling it's hung to wow
Mine doesn't impress

65KL Thu 21-Dec-23 10:57:24

Do people still have tinsel now
Shinning sparkling its hung to wow

VB000 Thu 21-Dec-23 09:09:37

My favorites have robins on
But sadly, May has gone
Some in Christmas post
May get to the host
Otherwise they'll feel put upon

Do people still have tinsel now

65KL Thu 21-Dec-23 03:25:03

My favorites have robins on
But sadly, May has gone
Some in Christmas post
May get to the host

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion