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July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jul-23 14:41:28

It’s going to be one those days
So much wrong in so many ways

VB000 Tue 25-Jun-24 08:50:59

I once saw giraffe in a mac
A handsome guy, with a strong back
His neck it was long

crazyH Mon 24-Jun-24 23:27:49

I once saw giraffe in a mac
A handsome guy, with a strong back

Bumface Mon 24-Jun-24 21:04:37

Sorry (yet again)

I once saw giraffe in a mac

Bumface Mon 24-Jun-24 21:03:19

A drone hovers up in the sky
Controlled by a rather nice guy
No skinny dipping
It will discourage fly tipping
Don't believe it, it is just a lie

Salti Mon 24-Jun-24 10:20:07

A drone hovers up in the sky
Controlled by a rather nice guy
No skinny-dipping
It will discourage fly tipping

VB000 Mon 24-Jun-24 09:50:08

A drone hovers up in the sky
Controlled by a rather nice guy
No skinny-dipping

Bumface Thu 20-Jun-24 16:01:47

A drone hovers up in the sky
Controlled by a rather nice guy

GoldenLady Thu 20-Jun-24 14:53:51

All mice and rats terrify me
I'm not sure why this must be
Is it their long tails?
Or their tiny sharp nails?
My rottweiler will make them flee

A drone hovers up in the sky

Bumface Thu 20-Jun-24 14:26:25

All mice and rats terrify me
I'm not sure why this must be
Is it their long tails?
Or their tiny sharp nails?

crazyH Thu 20-Jun-24 13:02:07

All mice and rats terrify me
I'm not sure why this must be
Is it their long tails ?

Bumface Thu 20-Jun-24 12:38:05

All mice and rats terrify me
I'm not sure why this must be

Salti Thu 20-Jun-24 12:20:46

Neighbour’s cat is in the doghouse
Perhaps that cos he caught a mouse
They won’t let him in
He knows it's a sin
But here he'd be spoiled by my spouse

All mice and rats terrify me

VB000 Thu 20-Jun-24 09:15:11

Neighbour’s cat is in the doghouse
Perhaps that cos he caught a mouse
They won’t let him in
He knows it's a sin

crazyH Wed 19-Jun-24 17:36:50

Neighbour’s cat is in the doghouse
Perhaps that cos he caught a mouse
They won’t let her in

Gwyllt Wed 19-Jun-24 17:34:26

Neighbour’s cat is in the doghouse
Perhaps that cos he caught a mouse

crazyH Wed 19-Jun-24 17:16:25

This week will be hot as blazes
I shall need to water my daisies
Keep pets indoors
'Specially in the Azores
I’ve stripped right down to my panties

Neighbour’s cat is in the doghouse

Bumface Wed 19-Jun-24 16:33:10

This week will be hot as blazes
I shall need to water my daisies
Keep pets indoors
'Specially in the Azores

GoldenLady Wed 19-Jun-24 15:36:53

This week will be hot as the blazes
I shall need to water my daisies
Keep pets indoors

Bumface Tue 18-Jun-24 15:10:17

This week will be hot as the blazes
I shall need to water my daisies

GoldenLady Tue 18-Jun-24 14:54:15

It's poured from the heavens round here
It's a shame it's water not beer
I just fancy a drink
That's not from the sink
Here's to good friends and lots of cheer!

This week will be hot as the blazes

VB000 Tue 18-Jun-24 12:15:01

It's poured from the heavens round here
It's a shame it's water not beer
I just fancy a drink
That's not from the sink

Bumface Tue 18-Jun-24 11:19:09

It's poured from the heavens round here
It's a shame it's water not beer
I just fancy a drink

Salti Mon 17-Jun-24 23:25:57

It's poured from the heavens round here
It's a shame it's water, not beer

52bright Mon 17-Jun-24 23:19:27

The weather's much warner today
The neighbour's kids are out to play
They skip and play ball
And sometimes they fall
It's good they have fun I must say

It's poured from the heavens round here

crazyH Mon 17-Jun-24 20:35:33

The weather's much warmer today
The neighbour’s kids are out to play
They skip and play ball
And sometimes they fall

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