July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

I was waiting in line for a bus
I didn't moan or make a fuss
The bus it was late
Then my cheeky mate
Said it’s something we should discuss

We went on a coach trip to Bath

I was waiting in line for a bus
I didn't moan or make a fuss
The bus it was late
Then my cheeky mate

I was waiting in line for a bus
I didn't moan or make a fuss
The bus it was late

I was waiting in line for a bus
I didn't moan or make a fuss

Juliet27

Now he’s staff I’d like to employ
He could double as my toy-boy
A young George Clooney
Though slightly puny

Now he’s staff I’d like to employ
He could double as my toy-boy
A young George Clooney
Though slightly puny
Could be one for us all to enjoy 😉

I was waiting in line for a bus

Now he’s staff I’d like to employ
He could double as my toy-boy
A young George Clooney
Though slightly puny

Now he’s staff I’d like to employ
He could double as my toy-boy
A young George Clooney

Now he’s staff I’d like to employ
He could double as my toy-boy

Good with the old feather duster
With all the flair he can muster
And after he's done
He’ll look for some fun
To life he does add some lustre

Now he’s staff I’d like to employ

Good with the old feather duster
With all the flair he can muster
And after he's done
He’ll look for some fun

Good with the old feather duster
With all the flair he can muster
And after he's done

Good with the old feather duster
With all the flair he can muster

And he's a "Butler in the Buff"
I’d rather have a bit of rough
He’ll sort you out proper
I might come a cropper
He's young and fit, I know, it's tough!

Good with the old feather duster

And he's a "Butler in the Buff"
I’d rather have a bit of rough
He’ll sort you out proper
I might come a cropper

And he's a "Butler in the Buff"
I’d rather have a bit of rough
He’ll sort you out proper

And he's a "Butler in the Buff"
I’d rather have a bit of rough

An IT consultant from Frome (froom)
Left his computer in my front room
I confess I peeked
His secrets are leaked
I know what he does with a broom

And he's a "Butler in the Buff"

An IT consultant from Frome (froom)
Left his computer in my front room
I confess I peeked
His secrets are leaked

An IT consultant from Frome (froom)
Left his computer in my front room
I confess I peeked

An IT consultant from Frome (froom)
Left his computer in my front room

My computer has rules of its own
It's teaching itself how to moan
Makes sounds by itself
It sits on a shelf
I’m sure it just answered the phone

An IT consultant from Frome (froom)

My computer has rules of its own
It's teaching itself how to moan
Makes sounds by itself
It sits on a shelf

My computer has rules of its own
It's teaching itself how to moan
Makes sounds by itself

My computer has rules of its own
It's teaching itself how to moan

But spring also brings lots of sneezes
Pollen wafting on the breezes
First grass-cut today
Enough to make hay
I hope that my allergy ceases

My computer has rules of its own