July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

Her hotel had a well stocked bar
To walk there wasn't too far
We drank a few shots
While wearing culottes

I opened a box of black magic
The results, I'm afraid, turned out tragic
I wolfed down the lot
Then I was caught short
And had to use my wee gadget

Her hotel had a well stocked bar
To walk there wasn't too far
We drank a few shots

Her hotel had a well stocked bar
To walk there wasn't too far

I opened a box of black magic
The results, I'm afraid, turned out tragic
I wolfed down the lot
Then I was caught short

I opened a box of black magic
The results, I'm afraid, turned out tragic
I wolfed down the lot

I opened a box of black magic
The results, I'm afraid, turned out tragic

The funniest time of them all
Happened at the Annual Ball
I danced through the night
Though my hair was a fright
And was the last to leave the hall

Oh! those were the days my dear friend

The funniest time of them all
Happened at the Annual Ball
I danced through the night
Though my hair was a fright
With a man, handsome and tall

I opened a box of black magic

The funniest time of them all
Happened at the Annual Ball
I danced through the night
Though my hair was a fright

The funniest time of them all
Happened at the Annual Ball
I danced through the night

The funniest time of them all
Happened at the Annual Ball

Was more active back in the day
I'd jump on bikes and roll in the hay
I had adventures
Once sat on my dentures
Teeth went in my bum by the way

The funniest time of them all

Was more active back in the day
I'd jump on bikes and roll in the hay
I had adventures
Once sat on my dentures

Was more active back in the day
I'd jump on bikes and roll in the hay
I had adventures

Was more active back in the day
I’d jump on bikes and roll in the hay

Meanwhile, we've acres of snow
And it's cold wherever you go
I'll put on warm boots
So I'll have warm foots
Take a walk even though I'm slow

Was more active back in the day

Meanwhile, we've acres of snow
And it's cold wherever you go
I'll put on warm boots
So I'll have warm foots

Meanwhile, we've acres of snow
And it's cold wherever you go
I’ll put on warm boots

Meanwhile, we've acres of snow
And it's cold wherever you go

To a tropical location I'll fly
The plane will go ever so high
Oh! Palm trees and sand
And cocktails at hand,
I conjure this dream with a sigh

Meanwhile, we've acres of snow

To a tropical location I'll fly
The plane will go ever so high
Oh! Palm trees and sand
And cocktails at hand,

To a tropical location I'll fly
The plane will go ever so high
Oh! Palm trees and sand

To a tropical location I'll fly
The plane will go ever so high

I'm fed up and cold in my house
And just seen another damned mouse,
Run off with my cheese
Out into the breeze
While I'm left to sit and to grouse

To a tropical location I'll fly

I'm fed up and cold in my house
And just seen another damned mouse,
Run off with my cheese
Out into the breeze