Limericks (July 23)

The Olympics are fun this year
UK doing well so I hear
I'm a USA fan
But we do what we can
The fun is now over, I fear

A hedgehog was crossing the road

The Olympics are fun this year
UK doing well so I hear
I'm a USA fan
But we do what we can

The Olympics are fun this year
UK doing well so I hear
I'm a USA fan

UK doing well, so I hear

Summer brings memories so sweet
Childhood beach, sand, shells, sea and swim
The winner got a bag of brazils
Which produced many squeals of thrills
Always seemed to be sun and heat.

The olympics are fun this year

The winner got a bag of brazils
Which produced many squeals of thrills

Summer brings memories so sweet
Childhood beach, sand, shells, sea and swim

Those Hippy days and flower power
Always in search of a lover
Does seem romantic
Laid back, not frantic
In my hair I will now wear a flower

Summer brings memories so sweet

Those Hippy days and flower power
Always in search of a lover
Does seem romantic
Laid back, not frantic

Those Hippy days and flower power
Always in search of a lover
Does seem romantic

Those Hippy days and flower power
Always in search of a lover

My lawn has turned into a meadow
''Oh no!'' I screamed in a falsetto
Love dandelions
For salads and wines
Sounds Hippy and a bit retro

Those Hippy days and flower power

My lawn has turned into a meadow
"Oh no!" I screamed in a falsetto
Love dandelions
For salads and wines

My lawn has turned into a meadow
"Oh no!" I screamed in a falsetto
Love dandelions

My lawn has turned into a meadow
"Oh no!" I screamed in a falsetto

The sun came out for a bit
I sat in the garden to knit
Then I saw a black cloud
My protest was loud
I just could not get over it

My lawn has turned into a meadow

The sun came out for a bit
I sat in the garden to knit
Then I saw a black cloud
My protest was loud

The sun came out for a bit
I sat in the garden to knit
Then I saw a black cloud

The sun came out for a bit
I sat in the garden to knit

The weather this summer is awful
Water butts never been more full
It's raining again
Send some to us, then
Are you sure that would be lawful?

The sun came out for a bit

The weather this summer is awful
Water butts never been more full
It's raining again
Send some to us, then

The weather this summer is awful
Water butts never been more full
It's raining again

The weather this summer is awful
Water butts never been more full

My laptop is showing its age
It takes ages to load just one page
So, time for replacement?
I’m quite complacent
Though its cost is my whole weekly wage

The weather this summer is awful

My laptop is showing its age
It takes ages to load just one page
So, time for replacement?
I’m quite complacent