Limericks (July 23)

The ironing board was sold abroad
So adds to someone's jumble hoard
They must love old things
‘Specially silver rings

The ironing board was sold abroad
So adds to someone's jumble hoard
They must love old things

The ironing board was sold abroad
So adds to someone's jumble hoard

Hoping they’ll be worth quite a lot
In the auction I’ve booked a slot
Friends say it’s jumble
But I just mumble
I have sold more than I have bought

The ironing board was sold abroad

Hoping they’ll be worth quite a lot
In the auction I’ve booked a slot
Friend says it’s jumble
But I just mumble

Hoping they’ll be worth quite a lot
In the auction I’ve booked a slot
Friend says it’s jumble

Hoping they’ll be worth quite a lot
In the auction I’ve booked a slot

Look at all the rubbish I hoard
Like an old, antique ironing board
There’s even a skirt
An old purple shirt
And a cap, I picked off the road.

Hoping they’ll be worth quite a lot

Look at all the rubbish I hoard
Like an old, antique ironing board
There’s even a skirt
An old purple shirt
No room to keep them all stored.

My partner says it's just jumble

Look at all the rubbish I hoard
Like an old, antique ironing board
There’s even a skirt
An old purple shirt

Look at all the rubbish I hoard
Like an old, antique ironing board
There’s even a skirt

Look at all the rubbish I hoard
Like an old, antique ironing board

Uncle Bertie croaks like a frog
So loud, it sounded like a hog
He wakes up his wife
Then ran for his life
He Lands head first into the bog

Look at all the rubbish I hoard

Uncle Bertie croaks like a frog
So loud, it sounded like a hog
He wakes up his wife
Then ran for his life

Uncle Bertie croaks like a frog
So loud, it sounded like a hog
He wakes up his wife

Uncle Bertie croaks like a frog
So loud, it sounded like a hog

Neighbours have signed a petition
They say to start an inquisition
Into my arias
But the terriers
Also join in my rendition

Uncle Bertie croaks like a frog

Neighbours have signed a petition
They say to start an inquisition
Into my arias
But the terriers

Neighbours have signed a petition
They say to start an inquisition
Into my arias

Neighbours have signed a petition
They say to start an inquisition

Some people go swimming with sharks
I’d rather get up with the larks
Listen to bird song
Try to hum along
And then, the silly dog, he barks

Neighbours have signed a petition

Some people go swimming with sharks
I’d rather get up with the larks
Listen to bird song
Try to hum along

Some people go swimming with sharks
I’d rather get up with the larks
Listen to bird song

Some people go swimming with sharks
I’d rather get up with the larks

Some people go swimming with sharks
Many go swimming after dark