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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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crazyH Mon 15-Apr-24 19:00:55

Bombardment with too many facts
So many that my brain is packed
With age it has shrunk
Sense has done a bunk
Shall I chase it and get it back?

Mum says I have a ‘vacant’ look

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Salti Mon 15-Apr-24 18:28:15

Bombardment with too many facts
So many that my brain is packed
With age it has shrunk
Sense has done a bunk

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Gwyllt Mon 15-Apr-24 18:21:01

Bombardment with too many facts
So many that my brain is packed
Just give it a rest

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crazyH Mon 15-Apr-24 18:20:34

Bombardment with too many facts
So many that my brain is packed
With age it has shrunk

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Mel1967 Mon 15-Apr-24 18:13:35

Bombardment with too many facts
So many that my brain is packed

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Apr-24 17:26:16

People are very abrupt these days
Politeness has gone different ways
Easy to sound rude
It’s hard to be good
Situations we should appraise

Bombardment with too many facts

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crazyH Sun 14-Apr-24 09:42:47

People are very abrupt these days
Politeness has gone different ways
Easy to sound rude
It’s hard to be good

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Salti Sun 14-Apr-24 09:38:59

People are very abrupt these days
Politeness has gone different ways
Easy to sound rude

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crazyH Sun 14-Apr-24 09:24:55

People are very abrupt these days
Politeness has gone different ways

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Gwyllt Sun 14-Apr-24 08:59:14

The king’s English is now corrupt
So I glumly thought as I supped
And punctuation
Has caused frustration
I shall end and be abrupt

Prople are very abrupt these days

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Juliet27 Sun 14-Apr-24 07:20:56

The king’s English is now corrupt
So I glumly thought as I supped
And punctuation
Has caused frustration

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Apr-24 18:16:50

The king’s English is now corrupt
So I glumly thought as I supped
And punctuation

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GoldenLady Sat 13-Apr-24 13:04:55

The king’s English is now corrupt
I glumly thought as I supped

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crazyH Sat 13-Apr-24 10:23:55

Gay in the old sense of the word
Some language changes are absurd
I keep my mouth shut
In case of rebut
Or appear to sound like a ‘nerd’

The king’s English is now corrupt

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Mel1967 Sat 13-Apr-24 09:57:28

Gay in the old sense of the word
Some language changes are absurd
I keep my mouth shut
In case of rebut

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Salti Sat 13-Apr-24 08:18:33

Gay in the old sense of the word
Some language changes are absurd
I keep my mouth shut

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Apr-24 08:07:07

Gay in the old sense of the word
Some language changes are absurd

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Juliet27 Sat 13-Apr-24 07:08:38

If you walk through Paradise Way
Best to go by middle of May
Blossom is devine
Pink branches entwine
It all looks so pretty and gay

Gay in the old sense of the word

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Jangran99 Fri 12-Apr-24 00:40:20

If you walk through Paradise Way
Best to go by middle of May
Blossom is devine
Pink branches entwine

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Gwyllt Thu 11-Apr-24 11:30:37

If you walk through Paradise Way
Best to go by middle of May
Blossom is devine

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VB000 Thu 11-Apr-24 11:04:21

If you walk through Paradise Way
Best to go by middle of May

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henetha Thu 11-Apr-24 10:18:24

Sorry to alter your line slightly, Mell, to fit the Limerick pattern of 88558 syllables per line. smile

I’m itchy and starting to scratch
Have a feeling there’s been a hatch
Dogs scratching too
And I need the loo,
Our scratching is starting to match.

If you walk through Paradise Way

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Mel1967 Thu 11-Apr-24 09:58:02

I’m itchy and starting to scratch
Have a feeling there’s been a hatch
Dogs are scratching too
And I’m really needing the loo

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Gwyllt Thu 11-Apr-24 07:44:13

I'm itchy and starting to scratch
Have a feeling there’s been a hatch
Dogs are scratching too

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Apr-24 06:40:02

I'm itchy and starting to scratch
Have a feeling there’s been a hatch

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