Limericks (July 23)

They fled with my words in their ears
And won’t be back for many years
The fleas stayed, alas,
Found some on the grass
I'll tackle the lawn with some shears

I'm itchy and starting to scratch

They fled with my words in their ears
And won’t be back for many years
But the fleas stayed, alas,
Found some on the grass

They fled with my words in their ears
And won’t be back for many years
But the fleas stayed, alas,

They fled with my words in their ears
And won’t be back for many years

They once said ‘lady, you are cursed’
So I told them to do their worst
They looked at my tea
In it was a flea
My rude response was unrehearsed.

They fled with my words in their ears

They once said ‘lady, you are cursed’
So I told them to do their worst
They looked at my tea
In it was a flea

They once said ‘lady, you are cursed’
So I told them to do their worst
They looked at my tea

They once said ‘lady, you are cursed’
So I told them to do their worst

Romany gypsies of the past
Came by our house, we were aghast
Selling this and that
Most of it was tat
I say ‘no thanks’ and close doors fast

They once said ‘lady, you are cursed’

Romany gypsies of the past
Came by our house, we were aghast
Selling this and that
Most of it was tat

Selling this and that

Romany gypsies of the past
Came by our house, we were aghast

Farmer Ray has other big plans
To start a site for caravans
The travellers moved in
Caused a great big din
You can’t say the neighbours are fans

Romany gypsies of the past

Farmer Ray has other big plans
To start a site for caravans
The travellers moved in
Caused a great big din

Farmer Ray has other big plans
To start a site for caravans
The travelers moved in

Farmer Ray has other big plans
To start a site for caravans

I heard he's worth quite a penny
He's had his head turned by Jenny
She's after the lot
She might be a bot
Whichever, she'll not get any.

Farmer Ray has other big plans

I heard he's worth quite a penny
He's had his head turned by Jenny
She's after the lot
She might be a bot

I heard he's worth quite a penny
He's had his head turned by Jenny
She's after the lot

I heard he’s worth quite a penny
He's had his head turned by Jenny

I saw stars and the Milky Way
As flat on the pavement I lay,
My face black and blue
So who should I sue
I think that will be Farmer Ray

I heard he’s worth quite a penny

I saw stars and the Milky Way
As flat on the pavement I lay,
My face black and blue
So who should I sue

I saw stars and the Milky Way
As flat on the pavement I lay,
My face black and blue

I saw stars and the Milky Way
While on my back in the hay

I saw stars and the Milky Way
As flat on the pavement I lay