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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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crazyH Sat 15-Mar-25 21:53:33

That reminds me of old-time cartoons
Yes Mickey Mouse and Loony Toons

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GoldenLady Sat 15-Mar-25 14:44:47

I do live a doughnut with jam,
I also love a sandwich, ham
Seafood freshly caught
But fished for not bought
Can't help it, "I yam what I yam!"

That reminds me of old-time cartoons

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52bright Fri 14-Mar-25 15:44:16

I do live a doughnut with jam,
I also love a sandwich, ham
Seafood freshly caught
But fished for not bought

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GoldenLady Fri 14-Mar-25 15:29:24

I do love a doughnut with jam,
I also love a sandwich, ham
Seafood freshly caught

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crazyH Fri 14-Mar-25 10:26:51

I do love a doughnut with jam,
I also love a sandwich, ham

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henetha Fri 14-Mar-25 10:02:44

Wish I was clever like Shakespeare,
I'd write stuff while eating cakes here
I'd eat ham or a hamlet
chicken or piglet
Followed by a nice glass of beer.

I do love a doughnut with jam,

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crazyH Thu 13-Mar-25 18:18:17

Wish I was clever like Shakespeare,
I'd write stuff while eating cakes here
I'd eat ham or a hamlet
chicken or piglet

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GoldenLady Thu 13-Mar-25 15:29:19

Wish I was clever like Shakespeare,
I'd write stuff while eating cakes here
I'd eat ham or a hamlet

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VB000 Thu 13-Mar-25 12:32:52

Wish I was clever like Shakespeare,
I'd write stuff while eating cakes here

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henetha Thu 13-Mar-25 09:55:39

And now it is time to lie down
Is 'down' and adverb or a noun
An adverb I think
At grammar I sink
My ignorance just makes me frown.

I wish I was clever like Shakespeare,

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52bright Thu 13-Mar-25 00:13:52

And now it is time to lie down
Is 'down' and adverb or a noun
An adverb I think
At grammar I sink

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Indigo8 Tue 11-Mar-25 14:52:04

And now it is time to lie down
Is "down" and adverb or a noun
An adverb I think

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GoldenLady Tue 11-Mar-25 14:34:23

And now it is time to lie down
Is "down" an adverb or a noun?

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Indigo8 Tue 11-Mar-25 09:07:50

The pancakes last week were divine
My partner ate twenty of mine
His tummy got bloated
I just sat and gloated
I'd eaten thirty and felt fine

And now it is time to lie down

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GoldenLady Mon 10-Mar-25 19:26:43

The pancakes last week were divine
My partner ate twenty of mine
His tummy got bloated
I just sat and gloated

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crazyH Mon 10-Mar-25 18:33:11

The pancakes last week were divine
My partner ate twenty of mine
His tummy got bloated

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Indigo8 Mon 10-Mar-25 16:57:16

The pancakes last week were divine
My partner ate twenty of mine

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VB000 Mon 10-Mar-25 11:26:34

His owner thought it was my fault
Because I decided to halt
And threatened to sue
As I fell in poo
And landed badly on asphalt

The pancakes last week were divine

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Indigo8 Sun 09-Mar-25 17:05:41

His owner thought it was my fault
Because I decided to halt
And threatened to sue
As I fell in poo

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GoldenLady Sun 09-Mar-25 15:59:05

His owner thought it was my fault
Because I decided to halt
And threatened to sue

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GoldenLady Fri 07-Mar-25 15:30:53

His owner thought it was my fault
Because I decided to halt

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Indigo8 Thu 06-Mar-25 19:56:01

I went to post a letter
And encountered a large Irish setter
He knocked me over
Right into the clover
And tore a hole in my sweater

His owner thought it was my fault

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GoldenLady Thu 06-Mar-25 14:17:28

I went out to post a letter
And encountered a large Irish setter
He knocked me over
Right into the clover

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crazyH Thu 06-Mar-25 10:37:28

I went out to post a letter
And encountered a large Irish setter
He knocked me over

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GoldenLady Wed 05-Mar-25 15:55:23

I went out to post a letter
And encountered a large Irish setter

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