Limericks (July 23)

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal
I wouldn’t meddle,
I went head-on into a gate !

I saw stars and the Milky Way

Altered to fit the rhythm !!

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal
I wouldn’t meddle

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal
With this bike I wouldn't meddle

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy
But he loved spinach
And that would finish
So please put it just in a pie.

My electric bike is so great

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy
But he loved spinach
And that would finish

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy
But alas, he loved spinich

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog
A Prince in disguise?
Must be, I surmise
Shame he’s hiding under a log.

I so enjoyed watching Popeye

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog
A Prince in disguise?
Must be, I surmise

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog
A Prince in disguise?

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain;
Who mows while it's raining???
Not what was explaining,
My lawn's full of moss, I complain.

The back garden's wet as a bog

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain;
Who mows while it's raining???
Not what was explaining

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain;
Who mows while it's raining???

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume
They had a big row
But still married now
So he was an OK bridegroom

Good to hear mowing sounds again

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume
They had a big row
But still married now

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume
They had a big row

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried
But he tripped and fell
Dropped my Aunty Nell
Then he picked her up and hurried

They limped their way to the bedroom

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried
But he tripped and fell
Dropped my Aunty Nell

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried
But he tripped and fell

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried