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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

crazyH Thu 04-Apr-24 18:03:27

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal
I wouldn’t meddle,
I went head-on into a gate !

I saw stars and the Milky Way

Juliet27 Thu 04-Apr-24 17:48:38

Altered to fit the rhythm !!

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal
I wouldn’t meddle

GoldenLady Thu 04-Apr-24 16:29:52

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal
With this bike I wouldn't meddle

crazyH Thu 04-Apr-24 15:50:27

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait,
No need to pedal

Crocus5 Thu 04-Apr-24 15:19:59

My electric bike is so great
To ride on it, I just can't wait

henetha Thu 04-Apr-24 10:23:39

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy
But he loved spinach
And that would finish
So please put it just in a pie.

My electric bike is so great

Juliet27 Thu 04-Apr-24 06:30:08

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy
But he loved spinach
And that would finish

GoldenLady Tue 02-Apr-24 15:35:42

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy
But alas, he loved spinich

Gwyllt Tue 02-Apr-24 14:22:29

I so enjoyed watching Popeye
I thought him a really fit guy

Juliet27 Tue 02-Apr-24 13:54:26

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog
A Prince in disguise?
Must be, I surmise
Shame he’s hiding under a log.

I so enjoyed watching Popeye

VB000 Tue 02-Apr-24 12:31:20

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog
A Prince in disguise?
Must be, I surmise

Salti Tue 02-Apr-24 11:48:30

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog
A Prince in disguise?

Juliet27 Tue 02-Apr-24 10:27:52

The back garden’s wet as a bog
And happily housing a frog

henetha Tue 02-Apr-24 09:58:56

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain;
Who mows while it's raining???
Not what was explaining,
My lawn's full of moss, I complain.

The back garden's wet as a bog

Juliet27 Tue 02-Apr-24 08:31:19

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain;
Who mows while it's raining???
Not what was explaining

GoldenLady Tue 02-Apr-24 00:41:03

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain;
Who mows while it's raining???

Salti Mon 01-Apr-24 10:18:53

Good to hear mowing sounds again
Grass growing faster in the rain

Juliet27 Mon 01-Apr-24 10:06:54

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume
They had a big row
But still married now
So he was an OK bridegroom

Good to hear mowing sounds again

VB000 Sun 31-Mar-24 16:45:34

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume
They had a big row
But still married now

Salti Sun 31-Mar-24 09:08:38

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume
They had a big row

Juliet27 Sun 31-Mar-24 08:25:32

They limped their way to the bedroom
Where Aunty Nell started to fume

crazyH Sat 30-Mar-24 22:51:35

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried
But he tripped and fell
Dropped my Aunty Nell
Then he picked her up and hurried

They limped their way to the bedroom

Juliet27 Sat 30-Mar-24 10:32:00

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried
But he tripped and fell
Dropped my Aunty Nell

henetha Sat 30-Mar-24 10:00:07

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried
But he tripped and fell

Gwyllt Sat 30-Mar-24 09:06:19

When my Uncle Ted got married
Over the threshold his wife he carried

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