Limericks (July 23)

Help! My dress has lost its stitches
People laughing! They're all witches
I’m sadly exposed
I shouldn't have posed
Embarrassing are such hitches

In the past I could wear most styles

Help! My dress has lost its stitches
People laughing! They're all witches
I’m sadly exposed
I shouldn't have posed

Help! My dress has lost its stitches
People laughing! They're all witches
I’m sadly exposed

Help! My dress has lost its stitches
People laughing! They're all witches

A dressmaker from Dunedin
Saved buttons in biscuit tin
Sizes -so many
But not worth a penny
She'll find your lost one from within

Help! My dress has lost its stitches

A dressmaker from Dunedin
Saved buttons in a biscuit tin
Sizes - so many
But not worth a penny

A dressmaker from Dunedin
Saved buttons in a biscuit tin
Sizes - so many

A dressmaker from Dunedin
In her shop was wounded in

A dressmaker from Dunedin
Saved buttons in a biscuit tin

They had a noisy nosy niece
Who was quite a difficult piece
Stole all the money
Not sweet as honey
And even family she’d fleece

A dressmaker from Dunedin

They had a noisy nosy niece
Who was quite a difficult piece
Stole all the money
Not sweet as honey

They had a noisy nosy niece
Who was quite a difficult piece
Stole all the money

They had a noisy nosy niece
Who was quite a difficult piece

And then there's an uncle, most odd
He worked in the most ridiculous job
The money was poor
The man was a bore
He loved being dressed as a cob

They had a noisy nosy niece

And then there’s an uncle, most odd
He worked in the most ridiculous job
The money was poor
And the man was a bore

But I don't think that's very nice
Decided its not worth the price
Of taking offence
It doesn't make sense
And the eggs have already hatched twice

And then there's an uncle, most odd,

But I don't think that's very nice
Decided its not worth the price
Of taking offence
It doesn't make sense

But I don't think that's very nice
Decided its not worth the price
Of taking offence

But I don't think that's very nice
Decided its not worth the price

Her sister is equally weird
She wears a bright red false beard
In which a bird nests
Lays eggs with great zest
Or that's what her MIL sneered.

But I don't think that's very nice

Her sister is equally weird
She wears a bright red false beard
In which a bird nests
Lays eggs with great zest

Her sister is equally weird
She wears a bright red false beard
In which a bird nests

Her sister is equally weird
She wears a bright red false beard

How did her brother lose his eye?
Forgot where he placed it, Oh my.
He was very drunk
And slept in a trunk
But somehow I think he won't die

Her sister is equally weird

How did her brother lose his eye?
Forgot where he placed it, Oh my.
He was very drunk
And slept in a trunk