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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

GoldenLady Sat 23-Dec-23 15:24:53

White Christmas - a thing of the past?
Or will snowflakes arrive here at last?

Juliet27 Sat 23-Dec-23 10:43:22

You see, he likes his bird done right
He likes it all trussed up quite tight
With stuffing inside
A source of great pride
But just think of the poor bird’s plight.

White Christmas - a thing of the past?

GoldenLady Fri 22-Dec-23 15:54:51

You see, he likes his bird done right
He likes it all trussed up quite tight
With stuffing inside
A source of great pride

Juliet27 Fri 22-Dec-23 07:39:03

You see, he likes his bird done right
He likes it all trussed up quite tight
With stuffing inside

crazyH Fri 22-Dec-23 00:33:38

You see, he likes his bird done right
He likes it all trussed up quite tight

65KL Fri 22-Dec-23 00:12:03

Christmas is almost upon us
Let's hope it dosent cause a fuss
Just a big roast fowl
Cooked well, I won't howl
Hope Uncle John wont start to cuss

You see, he likes his bird done right

BrightandBreezy Thu 21-Dec-23 23:47:20

Christmas is almost upon us
Let's hope it doesn't cause a fuss
Just a big roast fowl
Cooked well, I won't howl

VB000 Thu 21-Dec-23 09:04:04

Christmas is almost upon us
Let's hope it doesn't cause a fuss
Just a big roast fowl

65KL Thu 21-Dec-23 03:28:48

Christmas is almost upon us
Let's hope it dosent cause a fuss

nanna8 Thu 21-Dec-23 02:15:35

And what I ensued next I won’t say
Give us a clue,oh please, I pray
Just won’t be polite
Don’t mind,it’s alright
I’ll swear and get on with my day!

Christmas is almost upon us

crazyH Thu 21-Dec-23 01:22:55

And what I ensued next I won't say
Give us a clue, oh please, I pray
Just won't be polite
Dont mind, it’s alright

BrightandBreezy Wed 20-Dec-23 23:12:29

And what I ensued next I won't say
Give us a clue, oh please, I pray
Just won't be polite

crazyH Wed 20-Dec-23 16:16:17

And what ensued next I won't say
Give us a clue, oh please, I pray

GoldenLady Wed 20-Dec-23 15:49:53

He bought me a great Christmas gift
Oh joy, it's a bright red stairlift!
Can I borrow it please ?
To save dodgy knees,
No, I'll need it as downward I drift.

And what ensued next I won't say

henetha Wed 20-Dec-23 10:13:44

He bought me a great Christmas gift
Oh joy, it's a bright red stairlift!
Can I borrow it please ?
To save dodgy knees,

crazyH Wed 20-Dec-23 10:11:44

He bought me a great Christmas gift
Oh joy, it's a bright red stairlift!
Can I borrow it please ?

VB000 Wed 20-Dec-23 10:02:51

He bought me a great Christmas gift
Oh joy, it's a bright red stairlift!

BrightandBreezy Tue 19-Dec-23 20:40:59

Please don't tell my grown up kids that
As Mick lives in the downstairs flat
He's got mistletoe
And said ''Ho Ho Ho!''
''When you want me upstairs, just tap''

He bought me a great Christmas gift

GoldenLady Tue 19-Dec-23 15:47:38

Please don't tell my grown up kids that
As Mick lives in the downstairs flat
He's got mistletoe
And he said, "Ho Ho Ho!"

VB000 Tue 19-Dec-23 13:31:17

Please don't tell my grown up kids that
As Mick lives in the downstairs flat
He's got mistletoe

Juliet27 Tue 19-Dec-23 08:38:41

Please don't tell my grown up kids that
As Mick lives in the downstairs flat 🫢

BrightandBreezy Tue 19-Dec-23 01:51:55

The reindeer were friendly and quick
But at one point I felt quite sick
Far too much booze
I'm off for a snooze
And I'm taking my good friend Mick

Please don't tell my grown up kids that

Squiffy Sun 17-Dec-23 12:20:23

The reindeer were friendly and quick
But at one point I felt quite sick
Far too much booze
I’m off for a snooze

Salti Sun 17-Dec-23 11:16:53

The reindeer were friendly and quick
But at one point I felt quite sick
Far too much booze

crazyH Fri 15-Dec-23 16:49:43

The reindeer were friendly and quick
But at one point I felt quite sick

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