Limericks (July 23)

The mulled wine and cider were great
Had a bit too much with my mate
We got all ‘giddy’
Giggled like a kiddie
But sat down for dinner at eight

The reindeer were friendly and quick

The mulled wine and cider were great
Had a bit too much with my mate
We got all ‘giddy’
Giggled like a kiddie

The mulled wine and cider were great
Had a bit too much with my mate
We got all ‘giddy’

The mulled wine and cider were great
Had a bit too much with my mate

I bought some lights to hang outside
I'll hang them myself, with some pride
My neighbours will be
So surprised to see.....
Santa taking me out for a ride

The mulled wine and cider were great

I bought some lights to hang outside
I'll hang them myself, with some pride
My neighbours will be
So surprised to see.....

I bought some lights to hang outside
I'll hang them myself, with some pride
My neighbours will be

I bought some lights to hang outside
I'll hang them myself, with some pride

The Christmas market in full flow
Must go there, I need a red bow
Some tinsel and bells
Colourful nail gels
So festive you couldn't feel low

I bought some lights to hang outside

The Christmas market in full flow
Must go there, I need a red bow
Some tinsel and bells
Colourful nail gels

The Christmas market in full flow
Must go there, I need a red bow
Some tinsel and bells

The Christmas market in full flow
Must go there, I need a red bow

Now he's not one to be messed with
He is the stuff of urban myth
He loves martial arts
And likes baking tarts
Keeping peel but binning the pith

The Christmas market in full flow

Now he's not one to be messed with
He is the stuff of urban myth
He loves martial arts
And likes baking tarts

Now, he’s not one to be messed with
He is the stuff of urban myth
He loves martial arts

Now, he’s not one to be messed with
He is the stuff of urban myth

Its time for a Limerick that's calm
One that's funny but does no harm
But those are so boring
We'll all end up snoring
And wake up our young neighbour Sam

Now, he’s not one to be messed with

I'm it's time for a Limerick that's calm
One that's funny but does no harm
But those are so boring
We'll all end up snoring

t's time for a limerick that's calm
One that's funny but does no harm
But those are so boring

It's time for a limerick that's calm
One that's funny but does no harm

He turned up in a Monty Python skit
On his shoulders was a blue tit
Had plenty to say
Spam on a Sunday?
And the Spanish Inquisition, to wit!

It's time for a limerick that's calm

He turned up in a Monty Python skit
On his shoulders was a blue tit
Had plenty to say
Spam on a Sunday?

He turned up in a Monty Python skit
On his shoulders was a blue tit
Had plenty to say

He turned up in a Monty Python skit
On his shoulders was a blue tit

Sorry, was in the wrong place. Ignore the above.

The parrots had a great idea
That makes me a bit scared I fear
They kidnapped the cat
Told him he was fat
The parrot is "no more," I hear.

He turned up in a Monty Python skit