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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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grandMattie Thu 15-Aug-24 05:43:52

A hedgehog was crossing the road
For a meeting with a toad

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Indigo8 Thu 15-Aug-24 08:45:06

A hedgehog was crossing the road
For a meeting with a toad
But a silly young frog

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henetha Thu 15-Aug-24 10:35:23

A hedgehog was crossing the road
For a meeting with a nice toad,
But a silly young frog
Who snoozed on a log,

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grandMattie Thu 15-Aug-24 16:03:11

A hedgehog was crossing the road
For a meeting with a nice toad
But a silly young frog
Who snoozed on a log
Was not visible from the road.

Walking away from Sandwich

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Indigo8 Thu 15-Aug-24 22:15:02

I fell down a deep, damp ditch

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Indigo8 Thu 15-Aug-24 22:16:00

Walking away from Sandwich
I fell down a deep, damp ditch

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GoldenLady Fri 16-Aug-24 15:08:42

Walking away from Sandwich
I fell down a deep, damp ditch
If I ever get out

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Indigo8 Fri 16-Aug-24 15:21:37

Walking away from Sandwich
I fell down a deep, damp ditch
If I ever get out
I will holler and shout

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henetha Tue 20-Aug-24 11:45:50

Walking away from Sandwich
I fell down a deep, damp ditch
If I ever get out
I will holler and shout
And think I've been scammed by a witch.

She cast a bad spell upon me

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Indigo8 Tue 20-Aug-24 16:17:09

She cast a bad spell on me
The effect was plain to see

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GoldenLady Tue 20-Aug-24 16:31:14

She cast a bad spell on me
The effect was plain to see
In the ditch I was stuck

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Indigo8 Wed 21-Aug-24 08:34:07

She cast a bad spell on me
The effect was plain to see
In the ditch I was stuck
With a ferocious duck

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henetha Wed 21-Aug-24 10:20:14

She cast a bad spell upon me
The effect was so plain to see,
In the ditch I was stuck
With a ferocious duck,
So I asked them all round for tea.

I made a Victoria sponge

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Indigo8 Wed 21-Aug-24 15:35:36

I made a Victoria sponge
In case the fierce duck tried to lunge

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52bright Wed 21-Aug-24 20:33:32

I made a Victoria sponge
In case the fierce duck tried to lunge
It demanded tea

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Indigo8 Fri 23-Aug-24 14:04:15

I made a Victoria sponge
In case the fierce duck tried to lunge
It demanded tea
As it glared at me

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52bright Fri 23-Aug-24 17:54:23

I made a Victorian sponge
In case the fierce duck tried to lunge
It demanded tea
As it glared at me
And dived out of sight with a plunge

It didn't care for my cooking

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GoldenLady Sat 24-Aug-24 15:00:00

It didn't care for my cooking
Or the recipe at which I was looking

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Indigo8 Sun 25-Aug-24 21:21:23

It didn't care for my cooking
Or the recipe at which I was looking
It swam right away

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52bright Mon 26-Aug-24 01:36:31

It didn't care for my cooking
Or the recipe at which I was looking
It swam right away
Was Spring time - in May

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52bright Thu 12-Sept-24 20:13:33

It didn't care for my cooking
Or the recipe at which I was looking
It swam right away
Was Spring time - in May
I left to start hotel booking.

What type of holiday is best?

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Indigo8 Thu 12-Sept-24 20:34:44

What type of holiday is best?
Sight seeing or just have a rest?

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crazyH Fri 13-Sept-24 00:09:38

What type of holiday is best?
Sight seeing or just have a rest?
For me, I’d rather

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Indigo8 Fri 13-Sept-24 19:09:35

What type of holiday is best?
Sight seeing or just have a rest?
For me, I'd rather
Sit and wool gather

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GoldenLady Sat 14-Sept-24 15:54:00

What type of holiday is best?
Sight seeing or just have a rest?
For me, I'd rather
Sit and wool gather
And maybe a chat with a guest

When young, I would climb every mountain

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