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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

VB000 Fri 10-Nov-23 09:30:36

Was time for sparklers and rockets
Treacle toffee in our pockets
Bright lights in the sky
Months are flying by

BrightandBreezy Fri 10-Nov-23 00:01:22

Was time for sparklers and rockets
Treacle toffee in our pockets
Bright lights in the sky

Salti Mon 06-Nov-23 11:59:05

Was time for sparklers and rockets
Treacle toffee in our pockets

VB000 Mon 06-Nov-23 10:52:24

Her children scared the ghouls away
They screamed so much when out to play
The pumpkins were carved
All sweets shared and halved
They all were gone by the next day

Was time for sparklers and rockets

BrightandBreezy Sat 04-Nov-23 00:05:12

Her children scared the ghouls away
They screamed so much when out to play
The pumpkins were carved
All sweets shared and halved

VB000 Fri 03-Nov-23 12:28:54

Her children scared the ghouls away
They screamed so much when out to play
The pumpkins were carved

henetha Fri 03-Nov-23 09:47:41

Her children scared the ghouls away
They screamed so much when out to play

Salti Fri 03-Nov-23 09:28:53

But the cottage turned out to be haunted
I, however was undaunted
Armed with wooden cross
Never at a loss
Back from my sister's I sauntered

Her children scared the ghouls away

BrightandBreezy Thu 02-Nov-23 11:34:29

But the cottage turned out to be haunted
I, however was undaunted
Armed with wooden cross
Never at a loss

crazyH Tue 31-Oct-23 15:50:08

But the cottage turned out to be haunted
I, however, was undaunted
Armed with wooden cross

Salti Tue 31-Oct-23 14:51:12

But the cottage turned out to be haunted
I, however, was undaunted

GoldenLady Tue 31-Oct-23 13:28:11

A holiday I need to take
For all of my family's sake
So I'll go alone
And won't bring my phone
And rent a nice place by the lake.

But the cottage turned out to be haunted

VB000 Tue 31-Oct-23 12:48:32

A holiday I need to take
For all of my family's sake
So I'll go alone
And won't bring my phone

henetha Tue 31-Oct-23 11:03:19

A holiday I need to take
For all of my family's sake
So I'll go alone

Salti Tue 31-Oct-23 10:50:06

A holiday I need to take
For all of my family's sake

BrightandBreezy Tue 31-Oct-23 00:57:59

Then off I went baton in hand
Determined to clean up the land
Just like a Womble
Won't ever grumble
Just do the job so deadpanned.

A holiday I need to take

crazyH Mon 30-Oct-23 10:52:14

Then off I went, baton in hand
Determined to clean up the land,
Just like a Womble
Won’t ever grumble

VB000 Mon 30-Oct-23 09:46:13

Then off I went, baton in hand
Determined to clean up the land,
Just like a Womble

henetha Sat 28-Oct-23 10:51:31

Then off I went, baton in hand
Determined to clean up the land,

crazyH Fri 27-Oct-23 16:12:42

So then it's a hefty great fine
More if you don't pay it on time
Oh dear I'm so broke
The judge a stern bloke
Ordered “clean the streets of all crime”

Then off I went, baton in hand

GoldenLady Fri 27-Oct-23 14:47:24

So then it's a hefty great fine
More if you don't pay it on time
Oh dear I'm so broke
The judge a stern bloke

BrightandBreezy Fri 27-Oct-23 00:54:42

So then it's a hefty great fine
More if you don't pay it on time
Oh dear I'm so broke

VB000 Thu 26-Oct-23 12:35:06

So then it's a hefty great fine
More if you don't pay it on time

henetha Thu 26-Oct-23 10:20:15

I think we should leave a good gap
Just in case we take a short nap
Don't nod off, in case
traffic changes pace
Or we encounter a speed trap.

So then it's a hefty great fine

BrightandBreezy Thu 26-Oct-23 00:17:43

I think we should leave a good gap
Just in case we take a short nap
Don't not off, in case
traffic changes pace

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