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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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Indigo8 Mon 11-Nov-24 18:10:03

He wasn't the nicest of men
He lied, told me his name was Ben
With a bruv called Bill
From Flowerpot Hill

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GoldenLady Mon 11-Nov-24 19:33:18

He wasn't the nicest of men
He lied, told me his name was Ben
With a bruv called Bill
From Flowerpot Hill
Oh no! The "Ben" trick again!

I should know better by now

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52bright Tue 12-Nov-24 19:06:45

I should know better by now
If someone would show me just how

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crazyH Tue 12-Nov-24 23:39:36

I should know better by now
If someone would show me just how
An ad on Tinder ?

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NanKate Wed 13-Nov-24 08:05:55

I should know better by now
If someone would show me just how
An ad on Tinder ?
Or possibly Grindr

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52bright Wed 13-Nov-24 19:56:23

I should know better by now
If someone would show me just how
An ad on Tinder?
Or possibly Grindr
But I'm done with all that I vow

Just a quiet drink by the sea

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crazyH Wed 13-Nov-24 22:48:07

Just a quiet drink by the sea
Just me, myself for company

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Indigo8 Thu 14-Nov-24 08:19:45

Just a quiet drink by the sea
Just me, myself for company
The sound of the waves

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NanKate Thu 14-Nov-24 09:37:26

Just a quiet drink by the sea
Just me, myself for company
The sound of the waves
Entering the caves

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GoldenLady Thu 14-Nov-24 20:31:34

Just a quiet drink by the sea
Just me, myself for company
The sound of the waves
Entering the caves
I like being here with just me

Enjoying the peace and the quiet

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Justmeonmyown Thu 14-Nov-24 21:00:50

Enjoying the peace and quiet
And a super healthy diet

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crazyH Thu 14-Nov-24 23:54:15

Enjoying the peace and quiet
And a super healthy diet
Lettuce and peppers

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52bright Fri 15-Nov-24 18:01:51

Enjoying the peace and quiet
And a super healthy diet
Lettuce and peppers
While reading letters

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crazyH Sun 17-Nov-24 09:22:08

Enjoying the peace and quiet
And a super healthy diet
Lettuce and peppers
While reading letters
From old friends who just don’t ‘buy it’

You’d think my neighbour with one eye

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VB000 Mon 18-Nov-24 12:08:21

You’d think my neighbour with one eye
Would notice me saying goodbye

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Justmeonmyown Mon 18-Nov-24 18:48:37

You’d think my neighbour with one eye
Would notice me saying goodbye
Her curtains do twitch

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VB000 Fri 22-Nov-24 10:20:06

You’d think my neighbour with one eye
Would notice me saying goodbye
Her curtains do twitch
I'm sure she's a witch

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crazyH Fri 22-Nov-24 15:14:39

You’d think my neighbour with one eye
Would notice me saying goodbye
Her curtains do twitch
I'm sure she's a witch
On her broom , I saw her whizz by.

D’ya mind lending me a fiver ?

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GoldenLady Sat 23-Nov-24 00:35:41

D’ya mind lending me a fiver ?
I need it to pay off the driver

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52bright Tue 26-Nov-24 00:45:01

D'ya mind lending me a fiver?
I need it to pay off the driver
Oh where have you been?

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VB000 Tue 26-Nov-24 10:32:21

D'ya mind lending me a fiver?
I need it to pay off the driver
Oh where have you been?
And what have you seen?

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52bright Sun 01-Dec-24 01:03:39

D'ya mind lending me a fiver?
I need it to pay off the driver
Oh where have you been?
And what have you seen?
A crew at sea with a diver

They were filming a Great White Whale

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65KL Mon 02-Dec-24 06:51:55

They were filming a Great White Whale An extraordinary tale

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65KL Mon 02-Dec-24 06:52:50

They were filming a Great White Whale
An extraordinary tale

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VB000 Mon 02-Dec-24 09:44:02

They were filming a Great White Whale
An extraordinary tale
He swam by the reef

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