GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

Walking is when the king of the realm goes to war and everyone says he was a good war king
Whats Realm

Its a way of walking without taking your feet off the ground. People use it to get rid of "this mortal coil" which is the troubles of daily life.

What is walking?

Shorthand is when you are playing 13 Card Rummy and you find that you have only been dealt 12 cards to start off and you call for everyone to return their cards to the dealer to shuffle again and redeal.

What is shuffle?

This is a shorthand way of saying "three witches" as in the MacBeth play.

What is shorthand?

A romantic is an oarsman with a twitch.

What's a twitch?

A player - or playa - is a famous hip hop artist that has many girlfriends because they consider his music to be romantic.

What is romantic?

Disc over ed is when you are bopping along with a record on a record player, getting a tad overenthusiastic you fall on the record player causing the disc to go over your head

What's a player?

So….pro found is being discovered by a professional trained dog when lost on Dartmoor.

thats a bit better 🤭

What is discovered?

Ignore that….pro is not pre ! That’s what waking from an afternoon nap does for me! 🤷‍♂️

Pro found is the situation you were in when lost on Dartmoor before the rescue dog discovered you.

What is discovered?

Written (write in) is when you transfer your deep and profound insights into e.g. a diary or journal.

What is profound?

Triaged means you are over thirty. Often written as tri-aged.
I'm octo-aged.

What is written?

First means earliest, as in "first aid" unless you currently visit A&E when you may be triaged to receive "last aid".

What is triaged?

Hooray is Henry's first name.

What is first?

Hips. Two of them precede the word Hooray

What is Hooray

Widespread is what my hips are at present, but I’m working on it.

What are hips ?

Corruption is an eruption of dishonesty and unfortunately it is widespread.

What is widespread?

Nauseous is how I feel when I consider the corruption of our current politicos.

What is corruption?

A rocker is a kind of chair that rocks back and forth. They are great, except if you rock too much it makes you feel nauseous.

What is nauseous?

What’s a modern…..well in the mod and rocker days of the 60s pay was low so a mod earn amount would only be about £12pw

What’s a rocker?

Anagram is an old fashioned gramophone that belongs to Anna , bless her, she never did like modern things
What’s modern?

Returning to
What is extra?

Extra is an anagram of Artex.

What is an anagram?

Wrong page maybe?

A skirt is a ladies garment and cones in many lengths or in engineering a skirt is the inflatable part of a hovercraft.

What is a length?

Extricate is a spelling mistake. It should read Extra Cake, which is what we all want.

What is extra?