GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

Neck Tar is the grime around my neck after a hard day gardening

What is around ?

A bay bee is a bee that lands on a Bay tree leaf for a rest in between collecting nectar.

What is nectar?

Happy is a hopeful baby with a dry nappy...

What is a baby?

I saw my son with the stuffing knocked out of him after a relationship breakup. It was so sad. He's happy again now

What is happy?

Preparing all your vegetables and stuffing the chicken and making the desert the day before will have you In good Stead for cooking Christmas Dinner

What is stuffing ?

Retirement is when you meant to go to bed but get diverted and end up doing something else instead.

What is instead?

I'm not yet sure yet what 'eldery' is. It has a shifting dimension . Once it was anyone who had left school , then it was anyone with children , then anyone whose children left home , then anyone who reached retirement , then it was anyone who started groaning getting out of bed , then it was anyone who got addressed as Mam /Sir .
Where to from here ???
Anyone who gets a birthday greeting from the king ??

What is retirement?

We have an elderly neighbour called Vi who sometimes needs company and that’s when we Vi sit

What is elderly

"B come" is when your friend Bernice drops in for a visit.

What's a visit?

'In' a little word that can precede many other words , then it can become a big word - Infinite

What is Become ?

A burden is a thing you keep in your hand or in a bush.

What is in?

Sins of me Ma , do I carry her burdens ?

What is burden ?

Pictures is what people in the olden days used to call the cinema.

What is the cinema?

Q for the pictures.

What are pictures?

Confronting is when you con your way to the front of the queue.

What is a queue?

Honest - often very confronting

What is confronting ,

Confession (confess-shun) is when you shun the fact that you have to come clean about something, in other words, you avoid being honest.

What is honest?

Shrift is the sense of relief which those of Catholic faith experience after confession.

What is confession?

Shrift can be short, depending on the priest.

What is shrift?

Healthy is where Thee (that’s short for Theo) goes if hes been bad
What’s short ?

Sighting is what Specsavers are involved in. (other opticians are available). They want us to have good healthy eyes.

What is healthy?

Business (Busy Ness) is when the Loch Ness monster has had many reported sightings.

What is a sighting?

A village is a small collection of houses with bored and nosy people who consider everything to be their business.

What is business?

Indulgence refers to a very nice little village in Ireland. I'm always happy when I'm in Dulgence.

What is village?

At this time of year there will be ‘playing of the merry organ’ in many churches and let’s hope our bodily organs will also be feeling healthily merry and not affected by overindulgence.

What is indulgence