GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

A body can be busy i.e. a busybody, or it can be shamed by hurtful comments, but we all have them and without them we would just be a bundle of organs, bones and other elements needed for staying alive, so bodies are to be celebrated.

What is an organ?

A true friend is one on whom you could call to help you dispose of a body.

What is a body?

My friend Ann at school used to shout "oy oy" to get your attention. We used to say "that's Annoying".

What's a friend?

If someone or something "takes the biscuit" it is especially annoying, surprising.

What is annoying?

Drunk is when you dunk a biscuit and it dissolves into your tea, so it is dunked and drunked.

What is a biscuit?

Sorry, should read

What is Drunk?

Merry is a happy word. It can mean you are nearly drunk, or it can be the Australian way of proposing, - Will you merry me?"

DRUNK

Balance is something you are in danger of losing if you walk home from a merry night at the pub.

What is merry?

Wealth is what you have when you have a healthy bank balance.

What is a balance?

The Veigles are a historical family known for their wealth so "inVeigles" are their friends and hangers on.

What is wealth?

It’s where my dog inveigles himself to be as close to me as possible.

What is inveigles?

Complain is when you lay your laptop computer down for another day.

What is a laptop?

When you complain to the GP receptionist that you are seeing a nurse, the receptionist says "oh doc u ment?"

What's complain?

Dom is a programming interface for web documents and a free dom is one you dont have to pay for.

What is a document?

Excellent Henetha 😁

Whirly is when the bus driver says it is "twirly" (too early) to use your Freedom Pass and you say "Sorry I am whirly -way too early - this morning".

What is freedom?

Online is when my washing is hung out on the whirly line in the back garden.

What is whirly?

GANT is an online clothing store with specialising in large sizes so caters to elegant elephants.

What is online?

Polemic is an epidemic of people learning pole dancing.
They are not always elegant.

What is elegant?

An argument is a debate with polemic.

What is a polemic?

If something is proved it is demonstrated by evidence or argument to be true.

What is argument?

I dated a Norm who proved to have form, Norm is long gorn.

What's proved?

Creepy is a word to describe certain behaviours that are outside the norms of acceptable behaviours.

What is a norm?

The slang word for an insect is a creepy crawly

What is creepy

Elegant is a small black insect that likes to live on peoples legs
What is an insect ?

A Hunter is an encased pocket watch favoured by huntsmen for many centuries.

What's elegant?