GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

Fancies is when you fancy more than one meal on the menu and you can't decide with one you want the most!

What is a menu?

Fancies made by Mr Kipling are French

What are fancies?

A "mateur" is the French spelling for someone who helps single people looking for a mate

What is French?

Fall off !

What is an amateur?

A shed is when you fall of a sled because you are an amateur sledger, so the sled sheds you.

What is an amateur?

A shut is a quiet shed.

What is shed?

It's that thing on the top of doors so that they shut automatically!!

What is shut?

Humans are a species of primate, some far closer to the big apes than others.

What's closer?

Men are children of the human species who believe they are adult but seldom act like it.

What is a species?

Messages are the 3 wise men (me sages) who come now & then to tell us good news, or not, depending on your religious views!

What are MEN?

Masculine is when you line up your Covid mask 😷 on the hall table ready for when you go out the door to do your messages.

What are messages?

Dieter is a masculine name of German origin.

What is masculine?

A hole is the bit in the doughnut that's good for dieters!

What is a dieter?

Cake is a slang word for mouth. As in "Shut your cake hole"

What is hole?

Visited an elderly relative in my childhood. She took me to a Social. There was old time dancing and fruit cake.

What is cake?

A real butterfly 🦋 is a beautiful thing.

I have a friend who considers herself to be a social butterfly.

What is a social?

Emperors are beds, very very large beds, possibly for very very large butterflies.

What's a butterfly?

biglouis

The Roman emperors used to put on spectacles in the colosseum to distract the people from other issues.

What are emperors?

Was that to help them see better? 🤓🤓🤓

The Roman emperors used to put on spectacles in the colosseum to distract the people from other issues.

What are emperors?

Binoculars are when you totally unthinking put your spectacles in the bin
What are spectacles ?

A Geordie sports one of the most identifiable accents in England, thus can be spotted at quite long range without binoculars.

What are binoculars?

Warfare is what a Geordie says in response to "How are you and the family?" "Aye, war fare!" = we're fair!

What is a Geordie?

Liverpudlian jokes are often very harsh, like guerilla warfare.

What is warfare?

Orifice was in an old joke - Gynae colleague to another: How was your day at the orifice?

What is a joke?

Unexpected is something that slips into the wrong orifice 😆

What is orifice?