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GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

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Juliet27 Sun 30-Jul-23 00:39:31

Continued from Game 2

What is belong

It’s when as a child you said you were just going out to play and your mother said ‘don’t be long, dinner’s nearly ready’

Retread Sun 01-Oct-23 17:23:15

Planning is when you're planing a plank of wood and you shave too much off.

What is a shave?

biglouis Sat 30-Sept-23 22:20:45

For-get is planning beforehand about what you want to achieve.

Whay is planning?

BlueBelle Sat 30-Sept-23 20:28:31

‘Who’ is the call of an owl that forgot the first part of its call
What is forget ?

Wenmore Sat 30-Sept-23 20:10:27

An Inquisitive is a Spaniard who attended the Inquisition.

What is who?

biglouis Thu 28-Sept-23 13:14:55

A neighbour is an (often inquisitive and entitled) person who happens to live next door. Best avoided if possible.

What is inquisitive?

Retread Wed 27-Sept-23 11:45:20

Amil (a meal) is the name my neighbour.

What is a neighbour?

biglouis Tue 26-Sept-23 23:14:41

Dinner rhymes with thinner which is what you will become if you avoid this important meal.

What is a meal?

Wenmore Tue 26-Sept-23 23:09:29

An haitch is a funny itch.

What is funny?

Retread Tue 26-Sept-23 16:32:41

An 'eater is a heater when dropping an haitch.

What is an haitch?

Wenmore Tue 26-Sept-23 15:40:54

Dinner is a noisy eater.

What is an eater?

travelsafar Tue 26-Sept-23 04:54:50

Veg an?? What the other half says when asking about dinner.

What is dinner

swampy1961 Mon 25-Sept-23 18:18:55

It's a bright blue alcoholic drink that's suitable for vegan people.

What's vegan?

biglouis Sun 24-Sept-23 13:53:20

A place at table is something the wicked fairly missed out on in the story of Sleeping Beauty. And boy was she miffed.

What is wicked?

Wenmore Sat 23-Sept-23 19:45:55

A spark is a parking place for a Tesla.

What is a place?

Retread Sat 23-Sept-23 16:14:48

Fighting is when you try to cook something in microwave in a metal container and instead of having "Chicken Ding" you get Fight Ting as the sparks fly.

What is a spark?

henetha Sat 23-Sept-23 13:43:05

Goods are a gang, and bads are another gang. Just like the sharks and the jets in West Side Story. They like fighting each other.
What's fighting?

BlueBelle Sat 23-Sept-23 12:55:56

Knickers are what someone does when they steal of a lady they nick her goods
What are goods ?

biglouis Sat 23-Sept-23 11:41:25

Bach composed an "air on a g string" which is like a pair of scanty lacey knickers.

What are knickers?

Mollygo Sat 23-Sept-23 11:40:38

Air is something you can play on a G-string.

What’s a g-string?

Wenmore Sat 23-Sept-23 11:35:00

Bland is the air traffics control system for bees.

What is air?

biglouis Fri 22-Sept-23 00:54:16

Peppers liven up bland food to make it more appetising.

What is bland?

BlueBelle Thu 21-Sept-23 17:57:33

Insult is when you find a little bit of pepper in the salt
What is pepper ?

Retread Thu 21-Sept-23 17:55:48

Confrontation is when you con yourself that you have been affronted, when someone said something that you chose to take as an insult.

What is an insult?

biglouis Wed 20-Sept-23 10:48:43

When you skirt around something in conversation you make hints but avoid direct confrontation.

What is confrontation?

Juliet27 Wed 20-Sept-23 06:52:35

Ricious is the name of a new delicious rice cake - why don’t you ‘av a ricious?