GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

Greedy is when a reedy person is grabby, avaricious.

What is avaricious?

A greedy pig is someone at a Las Vegas buffet who loads their plate then goes back for seconds

What is greedy?

Thir sty is where the third pig lives

What is a pig?

Drink is a liquid, achoholic or non, used when you are thirsty.

What is thirsty?

Glasgow is when you know you ve had enough to drink and you say ‘Glass go I don’t want any more’
What is drink ?

Glasses are lassies from Glasgow with no ego.

What is Glasgow

Gait is a manner of walking and likely to be unsteady after a few glasses of wine.

What are glasses?

An insert is something you use in your shoe to help your gait.
What is gait?

A tripod is when you insert a pod to trial a new flavour in your fancy coffee machine.

What is insert?

Blurry is the kinds of pictures my camera sometimes produces when I dont use a tripod.

What is a tripod?

A profile is a fictional creation aided by a creative but warped imagination and generally demonstrating a lack of literacy skills. Often accompanied by a blurry photo taken 10 years previously. Found on dating sites.

What is blurry?

In advert(ently) is when an irritating advert for a tent pops up when you're snooping other people's Facebook profiles.

What is a profile?

It’s what used to happen to my Granddad’s cardi if he inadvertently put his pipe in the pocket.

What’s inadvertently?

People who smoke tobacco claim those of us who dont are cowardly because we are afraid of catching cancer.

What is smoking?

A hippie is a hippopotamus that has breathed in the fumes from a cigarette that wasn’t made with tobacco.

What is tobacco?

"A happening" is what people would talk about in the Sixties and it had hippie connotations. It was really nothing more than an event

What is a hippie?

Constant is something always there or always happening.

What is happening?

This is another name for a hypochondriac - a constant patient

What is constant?

Regular is something that happens at frequent intervals otherwise the results, like constipation, can be unpleasant.

What is constipation?

A parcel could be a surprise gift or a regular order.

What is regular?

Delivery is when the Amazon man brings the parcel to the correct house (rather than hiding it behind the bins).

What is a parcel?

It’s what Tesco has to redo after my order delivery

What’s a delivery

Showing a stocking top was shocking in years gone by.

What is a stocking?

A bombshell is what someone drops when they tell you something that is shocking.

What is shocking?

A blonde can be referred to as a 'bombshell' if they are beautiful

What is a bombshell