GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

(That you're is not me).

What is a blonde?

Music is when you're muse is sick because he or she ate too many chocolate blondies.

What is a blondie?

Dancing is the movement of the body in a rhythmic way, usually to music.

What is music?

Setting is a step in Scottish dancing.
What is dancing?

Lawn is an area of close cut grass usually in a garden setting.

What os setting?

Digital(l) up is an illiterate way of telling the gardener to get rid of the lawn you no longer want.

What is a lawn?

Wenmore - funny

Risk is a board game that we used to play as a family back in the day before everything was digital.

What is digital?

Shape is telling a gorilla to be quiet, at your own risk!

What is risk?

Corsets are an item of clothing, sometimes boned, to nip in your waist and push up your breasts giving you a better shape.

What is shape???

Tightness is the feeling Victorian ladies got after putting on their corsets.

What are corsets?

You usually become tense when feeling stressed or anxious. It can also mean the tightness of something.

What is tightness?

Drawn is a way of speaking, with a drawl, in the past tense.

What is tense?

Attraction is something you are drawn to.

What is drawn?

A signature tune by the Beatles from their Abby Road album and refers to a vague unclear feeling which promotes attraction.

What is attraction?

Thinking is something Descartes thought proved he existed, he was later possibly proved wrong, I'm still thinking about that

What is something?

A path is the way forward when walking or thinking.

What is thinking

Straight is when you move in one direction only as opposed to deviating from the path.

What is a path?

M-brace-short for something that makes your teeth straight.

What is straight?

Lumbered is a way of walking. "The big guy lumbered towards me and wrapped me in a warm embrace". (He asked for consent first). 🫠

What is embrace?

To palm off is to give the impression that something you want to get rid of is of value so the unsuspecting purchaser ends up lumbered instead.

What is lumbered?

Fortune is something that old gypsies used to tell if you "crossed their palm" with silver.

What is a palm?

Invention is when you make something up, and if you're lucky, it is worth registering a patent for it and it makes a fortune.

What is a fortune?

A potatoe head is a toy children played with before the invention of smart phones and tablets.

What are inventions?

A sofa is a type of potato, a couch is another type of potato.

What is a potato?

A secret is when you hide something away, for example you secrete a slab of chocolate down the side of the sofa so you don't have to share it.

What is a sofa?