GOVENDE - a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 3

Pontificate much like defecate just from a different orifice.

What is just ?

Needless pontification in meetings are what people do to justify their existence. (Sometimes, of course!)

What is pontificate?

To facilitate is to enable or guide group meetings but some facilitators are hard work and full of themselves!

What are meetings?

A chair can be a person who facilitates a meeting.

What is facilitate?

Future is furniture for your pets
My dog likes to sit on his fur chair

What is a chair ?

Tense is how you feel when meeting your future mother in law for the first time.

What is future?

Food is past tense for foo (being drunk).

What is tense?

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate (Emily Dickinson)

What is FOOD

A decade is a personal assistant to the lovely little Dec of Ant & Dec fame.

What is fame?

Oh my dam age is going to clock over another decade soon !

What is decade ?

An accent is a little accident, that doesn't cause too much damage.

What is damage?

A year means, in Devon, "come over yer", in other words, come here. It does require a Devonshire accent.

What is an accent?

2023 is gon na here is 2024.
Happy New Year!

What is a year?

Servant - someone who serves

'But your gonna have to serve somebody yes
Indeed your gonna have to serve somebody
Well it may be the devil or it may be the lord
But your going have to serve somebody '
(Bob Dylan)

What is gonna ?

A wife used to be (and sometimes still is) a legal title for some man's servant and concubine.

What is a servant?

Raybans are Ray's pricey sunglasses and urbans are his wifes

What's a wife?

Jelly is urban slang for feelings of jealousy.

What is urban?

Well one wobbly is jelly,another is a fat bum
What is jelly?

Th Rough is a place on a golf course you don't want your ball to end up in. It makes for a difficult shot . Many golfers have lost their cool there and thrown a wobbly!!

What is wobbly ?

A window is what yonder light breaks through

What is through?

Indication is when you put your indicators on while driving.
These days it's just a click, but I remember when you had to wave your arm out of the car window.

What is a window?

Celeb rate is an indication of what you think of a so-called "celebrity".

What is an indication?

Tonight is nigh the last night of the year . That night we celebrate

What is celebrate?

Santa Claus is visiting good children tonight.

What is tonight?

A round (as opposed to a square, rectangle or triangle, is the act of visiting a number of people in turn and often done at this time of year.

What is visiting?