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Corrupt A Wish (2/3/24).

(136 Posts)
Ali08 Sat 02-Mar-24 12:18:12

Someone makes a wish ie:
I wish I had a new car.
You can grant the wish, but you have to corrupt it, like:
Wish granted, but it has no wheels.

My wish is -

I wish I had wings.

biglouis Tue 19-Mar-24 02:18:48

Wish granted but you meet him at his wake

I wish I could spend just an hour sitting with my gran again

Clawdy Mon 18-Mar-24 15:35:02

Wish granted but all your furniture has been stolen.

I wish I could meet Paul McCartney

AGAA4 Mon 18-Mar-24 15:27:36

Wish granted but you are travelling by donkey and rowing boat.

I wish I could wake up and the whole house has been decorated and cleaned overnight.

HowVeryDareYou2 Mon 18-Mar-24 12:50:55

I wish I was going on holiday

HowVeryDareYou2 Mon 18-Mar-24 12:50:32

Wish granted. It's 1960, but you're the age you are now

biglouis Mon 18-Mar-24 10:45:58

Wish granted but there is a hurricane due!

I wish it were the 1960s again.

Mollygo Sun 17-Mar-24 17:55:27

Glorianny

You have but it's three months old and is that mould on the icing?

I wish I could have a weekend in a 5 star hotel.

You got it, as the concierge.

Wish my washing would hang itself out.

Glorianny Sun 17-Mar-24 17:43:49

You have but it's three months old and is that mould on the icing?

I wish I could have a weekend in a 5 star hotel.

HowVeryDareYou2 Sun 17-Mar-24 09:23:20

Wish granted, but the tea has gone cold.

I wish I had a piece of chocolate cake

Gwyllt Sun 17-Mar-24 06:55:08

Wish granted they are in the drawer in the kitchen. The one that is jammed shut

I wish some one would bring me a cuppa

biglouis Sun 17-Mar-24 00:39:46

Wish granted but neighbours are having a loud party to which your not invited.

I wish my keys would stop getting lost and stay in one place

AGAA4 Sat 16-Mar-24 20:09:43

They will but it's in the house in the next town.

I wish I wasn't so tired tonight.

HowVeryDareYou2 Sat 16-Mar-24 15:59:25

Wish granted - you've got a dishwasher. Sadly, you didn't buy dishwasher tablets.

I wish someone would cook a nice dinner tonight

biglouis Sat 16-Mar-24 01:01:39

Sorry missed a page.

Wish granted but hail and snow are expected and temperatures of -20

I wish the dishes would wash and dry themselves

biglouis Sat 16-Mar-24 00:57:01

Wish granted but they have been moved there by a flood which is headed for your doorway

I wish the dishes would wash and dry themselves

HowVeryDareYou2 Fri 15-Mar-24 15:30:33

Wish granted, but now you've got sunburn.

I wish the rain would stop.

AGAA4 Fri 15-Mar-24 15:26:30

Wish granted but they took it to the car wash 5 days ago.

I wish the sun would come out.

Gwyllt Fri 15-Mar-24 13:33:15

Wish granted but they moved into you spare room

I wish someone would clean my car

biglouis Fri 15-Mar-24 13:12:04

Wish granted but you are in Australia during bush fire season.

I wish someone else would pay my council tax

HowVeryDareYou2 Fri 15-Mar-24 13:02:06

Your eyes have changed colour, but now they're crossed.

I wish it was warmer weather

Ali08 Fri 15-Mar-24 01:32:05

Wish granted but you're on an uninhabited island, so enjoy your quiet time foraging for food!

I wish I could change my eye colour at will.

HowVeryDareYou2 Wed 13-Mar-24 15:18:10

Wish granted - however, the P.A. is due to emigrate tomorrow.

I wish I was on holiday

henetha Wed 13-Mar-24 10:10:15

Wish granted if you buy a bottle of conditioner.

I wish I had a PA (personal assistant)

Gwyllt Wed 13-Mar-24 08:51:14

Wish granted shame about the acne

I wish my hair was smooth and silky

HowVeryDareYou2 Tue 12-Mar-24 22:43:44

There's a chauffeur outside. Unfortunately, the car has broken down.

I wish I was young again.