Corrupt A Wish (2/3/24).

You are slim. It's just your mirror playing a trick on you.

I wish I had a chauffeur.

Wish granted, but your bed just changed itself into a chair.

I wish I was slim

Wish granted but the shelves with your favourite items are always empty and you have to hunt round for substitutes.

I wish beds could change themselves

Wish granted gladly and in full, but now that favourite song may well turn into an annoying earworm.

I wish supermarkets would stop moving things around!

Granted, but where's your car? Did you leave ut in a multistorey carpark...but which one?

I wish I could remember all the words to songs I like.

Wish granted but with no leaves to eat they venture under the back foot into the kitchen

I wish I could always find my car keys

Wish granted you can, but you can't remember how your cooker works

I wish the slugs would stop eating my plants.

It can, but now the ticking is so loud throughout your house that you can even hear it down the road!

I wish I could work out my new microwave!

Wish granted. Shame you can see what housework needs doing

I wish the grandfather clock would wind itself

Granted. They enjoyed wheeling themselves so much that they’ve gone off to Lands End for a month’s holiday. (Or John O’Groats if that’s further away from where you live )

I wish I could find my glasses.

Wish granted but now you are a monkey

I wish the bins would wheel themselves down to the bottom gate

Wish granted, henetha, but now they grow in your bathroom instead.

I wish I could eat nuts.

Well they don't really. They hate being ironed. It hurts.
Just do folding and patting.

I wish weeds would not grow in my garden.

It has but it's left you a note complaining about the state of the hob.

I wish clothes didn't need ironing.

Well I can and it's not all it's cracked up to be. I often get travel sick up there. But if you really want to, I'll wave my magic wand.

I wish my oven would clean itself.

Wish granted but now they're looking quite evil.

I wish I could fly

Your wish granted shame about the rest of the kitchen

I wish that knifes would sharpen themselves

Wish granted but it is made from chicory and I have no milk.

I wish someone would clean the kitchen floor tiles

Thank you, crazyH. Your wish is granted - unfortunately you have been put to bed in a neighbour's house, so you might have some explaining to do...

I wish someone would make me a cup of coffee.

Wish granted - I am mailing you a ‘memory card ‘

Wish someone will carry me upstairs and tuck me in bed

Your wish is granted. They no longer aim for your garden fence as your washing is a much better target.

I wish I could remember what it was I meant to put on the shopping list for this week.

Wish granted, huge clouds will not appear, but frogs fall from a cloudless sky.

I wish pigeons would stop pooping on my garden fence.

Don't find them, you might cut yourself.

I wish huge clouds wouldn't appear just when I've hung the washing out.

You invented it, but all the men around were planning what I can only describe in public as a sit-down session, so you made a lot of men very uncomfortable!

I wish I could find the kitchen scissors.

Don’t wear your glasses when doing housework The dust just disappears

I wish someone would invent a toilet seat that lifted itself up when a man approached