Corrupt A Wish (2/3/24).

Granted, but now you're the late one while we all wait around for you!

I wish that Freddie Mercury was still alive and entertaining us.

Wish granted - but it all tastes like marmite.

I wish other people were as punctual as me because I hate waiting.

Wish granted, but now all your shoes are the massive ones clowns wear.

I wish chocolate was low-calorie

Wish granted but they all shrunk!

I wish new shoes were not so difficult to break in

Wish granted but you've remembered all the things you should have done and haven't.

I wish my clothes would clean themselves.

Oops! Haha, I forgot.

I wish I had a better memory 😆

Granted, biglouis, but that also means you've had the pavement taken away and the road widened so have heavier traffic now.

Wish granted but they have taken all the cups with them.

I wish people would stop parking on the pavement near me.

Wish granted but they don’t work any more

I wish those workmen would wash their cups after you make them a brew

Wish granted but you can't do the twist any more.

I wish workmen didn't need loud music on to do anything.

Wish granted but you have now shot up and all your pants are too short in the leg.

I wish I could go back to the 1960s

Wish granted, but your car has broken down and will be off the road for ages.

I wish I was a bit taller

Wish granted but you can't buy it anywhere now.

I wish I could enjoy driving.

Wish granted but now it's happening in September

I wish chocolate wasn't fattening.

Wish granted but you are still waiting to receive the cash

I wish the clocks didn’t go back next October

Wish granted but you have come out in chicken pox

I wish I could win several million on the lottery

Wish granted but all your furniture has disappeared.

I wish I could have a date with Thierry Henry.

Wish granted but you've turned into Barbie.

I wish my house would clean itself.

Your wish is granted, but they are all made of plastic and cost you a fortune.

I wish I was short and and blonde and pretty.

Wish granted, but he's been using your hairbrush.

I wish I had perfect teeth

Wish granted but you realise you are tone deaf

I wish the dog would groom itself

It was, but you fell asleep and missed it.

I wish I could play the piano.

Wish granted, but if you forget to tell it what to do it goes to pieces and just flops.

I wish it was summer

Wish granted but he only comes in December.

I wish my hair was better behaved.

Wish granted - it's all away but has got creased up again.

I wish I had a gardener