Fortunately, Unfortunately. The story unfolds......

... his skill as a former Olympic swimmer saved him and he reached the shore. Unfortunately...

There was a hole in the bottom and the boat was sinking. Fortunately

there was a boat that he could climb into amidst the freezing cold , swirling flood waters , but
unfortunately...

There was a massive thunder storm with torrential rain and the cardboard cut-out disintegrated . Fortunately ...

...the car was a cardboard cut-out advertising stunt so he was unhurt. Still, he was able to hide behind it. Unfortunately...

He tripped and fell, knocking his forehead on the car door but fortunately

He landed in a haystack so apart from a few bruises he was unhurt. He brushed himself off and noticed a car with the key in the ignition nearby. He ran to the car but unfortunately

...it was a tenth floor window! Fortunately...

He managed to escape the fans by climbing out a window at the back of the building, unfortunately .......

He had things to do and didn't have time for shrieking fans, even if he did somewhat enjoy the idea of adoring women falling at his feet.
Fortunately....

...they didn't recognise him and thought he was a famous actor. They were totally star struck but unfortunately....

they were waiting for him on the bank. Fortunately .....

He was stuck in the middle of the river after escaping from his medical negligence arrest after the incident with the kidney.
Just as he thought he would drown an empty raft floated nearby. He jumped on and guided it to the riverbank. Relieved he scrambled off the raft but unfortunately ...

Fortunately he could swim. Unfortunately, not far enough!

the patient had another kidney and the fake doc quickly sorted out the carbuncle but unfortunately...

He removed a patients kidney instead of a painful carbuncle.

Fortunately

Sorry ignore me I forgot to turn the page and missed the rest of the posts following !!!

They were climate friendly and to preserve water nobody had flushed for a while but unfortunately

It was quickly decided to separate them after they tried to kill each other .
They were sent to different prisons , but
Farage - a master of disguise pretended to be the prison doctor wearing his white coat and carrying a stethoscope adopting a knowledgeable air .
This was successful until
unfortunately....

Unfortunately, they shared the same cell and got seriously on each others' nerves after the first day.
Fortunately......

However it all turned out ok as the (ex) President was carted off to an Asylum, however Farage missed him so much he joined him, fortunately

He had lost the code to his crypto safe and could not access his horde. Fortunately

And then he discovered that the hush money could only be paid in crypto currency...................unfortunately.

Fiver! Not cover 😠

...he didn't have quite enough to pay the £5 hush money having spent his cover earlier in the story! Fortunately...