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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

crazyH Wed 06-Nov-24 00:13:39

I booked up to go to Berlin
To catch up with some of my kin
But old Uncle Karl

Indigo8 Wed 06-Nov-24 10:02:58

I booked up to go to Berlin
To catch up with some of my kin
But old Uncle Karl
Will just frown and snarl

VB000 Wed 06-Nov-24 10:43:26

I booked up to go to Berlin
To catch up with some of my kin
But old Uncle Karl
Will just frown and snarl
So I'll just have to lock him in

In winter it's sausage and mash

Bellanonna Wed 06-Nov-24 10:54:47

In winter it's sausage and mash
And occasional corned beef hash

Salti Thu 07-Nov-24 22:05:27

In winter it's sausage and mash
And occasional corned beef hash
Blueberry crumble

crazyH Thu 07-Nov-24 22:16:15

In winter it's sausage and mash
And occasional corned beef hash
Blueberry crumble
A pie, not humble

Gwyllt Thu 07-Nov-24 22:56:20

In winter it's sausage and mash
And occasional corned beef hash
Blueberry crumble
A pie, not humble
Could even give lob scouse a bash

My dog went down a rabbit hole

Indigo8 Sat 09-Nov-24 09:59:36

My dog went down a rabbit hole
I am worried sick to my soul

crazyH Sat 09-Nov-24 11:08:11

My dog went down a rabbit hole
I am worried sick to my soul
He hasn’t come back

GoldenLady Sat 09-Nov-24 16:08:32

My dog went down a rabbit hole
I am worried sick to my soul
He hasn’t come back
Is he following some track?

Indigo8 Sat 09-Nov-24 16:50:57

My dog went down a rabbit hole
I am worried and sick to my soul
He hasn't come back
Is he following a track
Or has he made friends with a mole

Hooray! he's emerged caked in dirt

crazyH Sat 09-Nov-24 23:48:17

Hooray! he's emerged caked in dirt
And he’s smeared it over my skirt

GoldenLady Mon 11-Nov-24 19:34:41

Hooray! he's emerged caked in dirt
And he’s smeared it over my skirt
At least he's all right

crazyH Mon 11-Nov-24 22:12:30

Hooray! he's emerged caked in dirt
And he’s smeared it over my skirt
At least he's all right
Though he is a sight

52bright Tue 12-Nov-24 18:56:54

Hooray! He's emerged caked in dirt
And he's smeared it over my skirt
At least he's alright
Though he is a sight
Won't take him again to a Yurt

Will holiday no dog next year

crazyH Tue 12-Nov-24 23:43:19

Will holiday no dog next year
In kennels he’ll go , quite near

Indigo8 Wed 13-Nov-24 09:33:34

Will holiday no dog next year
In kennels he'll go, quite near
He won't miss us much

52bright Wed 13-Nov-24 17:24:40

Will holiday no dog next year
In kennels he'll go, quite near
He won't miss us much
But straight home I'll rush

crazyH Wed 13-Nov-24 18:09:56

Will holiday no dog next year
In kennels he'll go, quite near
He won't miss us much
But straight home I'll rush
And let him lick my face and ear

Neighbours have filled me with envy

Indigo8 Wed 13-Nov-24 19:30:54

Neighbours have filled me with envy
They spend as if in a frenzy

crazyH Wed 13-Nov-24 19:43:34

Neighbours have filled me with envy
They spend as if in a frenzy
Clothes are designer

Justmeonmyown Fri 15-Nov-24 10:48:48

Neighbours have filled me with envy
They spend as if in a frenzy
Clothes are designer
Eat at a diner

52bright Fri 15-Nov-24 17:58:21

Neighbours have filled me with envy
They spend as if in a frenzy
Clothes are designer
Eat at a diner
Have indulgence, fun and plenty.

Just have to economise more

Justmeonmyown Sun 17-Nov-24 20:49:17

Just have to economise more
Without turning into a bore

crazyH Sun 17-Nov-24 22:24:40

Just have to economise more
Without turning into a bore
Turned down the heating

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