Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

This will add pounds to my middle
I'll sit around, thumbs I'll twiddle
So my thumbs will be "fit"
While I continue to sit
And wait for the steak on the griddle

My appetite has increased by bounds

This will add pounds to my middle
I'll sit around, thumbs I'll twiddle
So my thumbs will be "fit"
While I continue to sit

This will add pounds round my middle
I’ll sit around, thumbs I’ll twiddle
So my thumbs will be "fit"

This will add pounds round my middle
I’ll sit around, thumbs I’ll twiddle

Play bingo might be more fun
I don't want to lift weights or run
Please Please draw a three
I'll call "House!" with glee
Oh look, I've just won a cream bun.

This will add pounds round my middle

Play bingo might be more fun
I don't want to lift weights or run
Please Please draw a three
I'll call "House!" with glee

Playing bingo might be more fun
I don't want to lift weights or run
Please Please draw a three

Playing bingo might be more fun
I don't want to lift weights or run

I think I need a new hobby
Is playing golf too snobby?
Not snobby, but hard
I'd probably get barred
For being quite rude and gobby

Playing bingo might be more fun

I think I need a new hobby
Is playing golf too snobby?
Not snobby, but hard
I'd probably get barred

I think I need a new hobby
Is playing golf too snobby?
Not snobby, but hard

I think I need a new hobby
Is playing golf too snobby?

Though gardening's good to keep fit
But sadly I'm no good at it,
The slugs eat my veg
Mostly all round the edge
Makes me think I'm losing my grip

I think I need a new hobby

Though gardening's good to keep fit
But sadly I'm no good at it,
The slugs eat my veg
Mostly all round the edge

Though gardening's good to keep fit
But sadly I'm no good at it,
The slugs eat my veg

Though gardening's good to keep fit
But sadly I'm no good at it,

Let's think of a topic that's slimmer
I'd like to be a bit trimmer
I've started to run
And found that it's fun
Beats edging the lawn with a strimmer

Though gardening's good to keep fit

Let's think of a topic that's slimmer
I'd like to be a bit trimmer
I've started to run
And found that it's fun

Let's think of a topic that's slimmer
I'd like to be a bit trimmer
I've started to run

Let's think of a topic that's slimmer
I'd like to be a bit trimmer

But I might start a new diet soon
My bottom's the size of a moon
But dose anyone care?
I look like a bear!
I'm expanding just like a balloon!

Let's think of a topic that's slimmer

But I might start a new diet soon
My bottom's the size of a moon
But dose anyone care?
I look like a bear!

But I might start a new diet soon
My bottom's the size of the moon
But does anyone care?

But I might start a new diet soon
My bottom's the size of the moon

I might start a new diet soon
(I’m more likely to fly to the moon’