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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

crazyH Sun 31-Aug-25 19:06:03

That park is certainly creepy
It makes me feel a bit weepy
Muggers and thugs
Who come near, with hugs,

Magenta8 Sun 31-Aug-25 18:12:23

That park is certainly creepy
It makes me feel a bit weepy
Muggers and thugs

52bright Sun 31-Aug-25 16:30:19

That park is certainly creepy
It makes me feel a bit weepy

GoldenLady Sun 31-Aug-25 16:10:47

I'd rather chill out in the park
although I will head home by dark,
There's a ghoul out
With magenta hair
And a CAT that emits a loud bark!

That park is certainly creepy

Magenta8 Sun 31-Aug-25 12:36:42

I'd rather chill out in the park
although I will head home by dark,
There's a ghoul out there
With magenta hair

crazyH Sun 31-Aug-25 12:25:11

I'd rather chill out in the park
Although I will head home by dark,
There’s a ghoul out there

henetha Sun 31-Aug-25 12:22:09

I'd rather chill out in the park
Although I will head home by dark,

52bright Thu 28-Aug-25 21:20:32

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow
He's keen with his drill
And the sound, so shrill
Makes me dread going in - and how!

I'd rather chill out in the park

crazyH Wed 27-Aug-25 11:15:23

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow
He's keen with his drill
And the sound, so shrill

henetha Wed 27-Aug-25 11:11:46

Oh yes, I see now. It's just that I'm used to seeing the whole thing written instead of just one line. I obviously need to read more carefully. Sorry. smile And that's a good rhyme.
It is tedious to write out the whole limerick every time, so I use 'copy and paste'.

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow
He's keen with his drill

crazyH Tue 26-Aug-25 17:42:05

To the dentist I must go now
I hate that chair, and Mr Chow

Magenta8 Tue 26-Aug-25 15:38:02

henetha When I first read your message I automatically assumed I had goofed yet again but re-reading what I wrote I don't think so.(for once)

I'm even wearing 'shades' indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,
I chipped my front tooth
That's awful, oh strewth,
I'm aching in both my jaws (far from brilliant but rhymes with indoors and floors the way I speak)

To the dentist I must go now (reference to chipped front tooth)

Magenta8 Tue 26-Aug-25 12:27:16

Oh dear! I seem to be doing this more and more. Apologies.

henetha Tue 26-Aug-25 10:57:37

Possibly wrong page, Magenta ?

Magenta8 Mon 25-Aug-25 20:23:24

I'm aching in both of my jaws

To the dentist I must go now

henetha Mon 25-Aug-25 16:08:36

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,
I chipped my front tooth
That's awful, oh strewth,

crazyH Mon 25-Aug-25 15:58:01

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,
I chipped my front tooth

henetha Mon 25-Aug-25 15:52:46

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors
Perhaps that's why I fall on the floors,

crazyH Mon 25-Aug-25 15:40:23

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light
The grass has burned out
And I want to shout
Please close the curtains, it’s too bright !

I’m even wearing ‘shades’ indoors ‘

GoldenLady Mon 25-Aug-25 15:35:56

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light
The grass has burned out
And I want to shout

crazyH Mon 25-Aug-25 11:01:15

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light
The grass has burned out

BrightandBreezy Mon 25-Aug-25 00:13:25

I wish I could use my hosepipe
On flowers and plants while it's light

Magenta8 Sun 24-Aug-25 14:08:36

A, A, B, B, A, rhyme's the norm

I wish I could use my hose pipe

crazyH Sun 24-Aug-25 11:40:49

Please stick to the Limerick form
Those who don’t are showing some gorm,
It's really not hard
To be a good Bard

henetha Sun 24-Aug-25 11:37:49

Please stick to the Limerick form
Those who don’t are showing some gorm,
It's really not hard

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