Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

So visit the States and get fat
Look out for a man with a gat
Have a safe visit
Please don't you miss it
You might meet the man called Bat

If Superman's more what you like

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So visit the States and get fat
Look out for a man with a gat
Have a safe visit
Please don't you miss it

So visit the States and get fat
Look out for a man with a gat
Have a safe visit

So visit the States and get fat
Look out for a man with a gat

I'm going for a big shop today
Called "shopping" in the USA
Lots of cakes and snacks
In big multi packs
It's just the American way.

So visit the States and get fat

I'm going for a big shop today
Called "shopping" in the USA
Lots of cakes and snacks
In big multi packs

I'm going for a big shop today
Called "shopping" in the USA
Lots of cakes and snacks

I'm going for a big shop today
Called "shopping" in the USA

My hair is so long and so lank
I wear it in a plaited hank
That hangs down my back
All greasy and slack
When I go to work at the bank.

I'm going for a big shop today

My hair is so long and lank
I wear it in a plaited hank
That hangs down my back
All greasy and slack

My hair is so long and lank
I wear it in a plaited hank
That hangs down my back

My hair is so long and lank
I wear it in a plaited hank

So many people are weird!
Though many are quite revered
Take me or leave me
But don’t deceive me
Just shave off that nasty beard.

My hair is so long and lank

So many people are weird!
Though many are quite revered
Take me or leave me
But don't deceive me,

So many people are weird!
Though many are quite revered
Take me or leave me

So many people are weird!
Though many are quite revered

Though my husband isn't too keen
He sure thinks bling should not be seen’
I’m all for glitter
He's a keen keep-fitter,
So my knickers are jeweled and green.

So many people are weird!

Though my husband isn't too keen
He sure thinks bling should not be seen’
I’m all for glitter
He's a keen keep-fitter,

Though my husband isn't too keen
He sure thinks bling should not be seen’
I’m all for glitter

Though my husband isn't too keen
He sure thinks bling should not be seen

For that a leopard is the thing
I have one on a golden ring
Bought for me by Dad
It's all that I had
Ever since I've wanted more bling

Though my husband isn't too keen

for that a leopard is the thing
I have one on a golden ring
Bought for me by Dad
It's all that I had

For that a leopard is the thing
I have one on a golden ring
Bought for me by Dad