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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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GoldenLady Wed 17-Jul-24 17:38:27

Opened my curtains , and I see
Victorian ladies at tea

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Squiffy Wed 17-Jul-24 17:47:13

Opened my curtains , and I see
Victorian ladies at tea
Wearing lace and pearls

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VB000 Thu 18-Jul-24 11:13:13

Opened my curtains , and I see
Victorian ladies at tea
Wearing lace and pearls
All are wed to Earls

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GoldenLady Thu 18-Jul-24 15:41:25

Opened my curtains , and I see
Victorian ladies at tea
Wearing lace and pearls
All are wed to Earls
And are strolling around haughily.

I should not have taken that pill

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crazyH Fri 19-Jul-24 12:06:10

I should not have taken that pill
It has really made me quite ill

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GoldenLady Fri 19-Jul-24 16:21:17

I should not have taken that pill
It has really made me quite ill
I'm having delusions

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Squiffy Fri 19-Jul-24 16:40:28

I should not have taken that pill
It has really made me quite ill
I'm having delusions
And awful confusions

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crazyH Sat 20-Jul-24 18:27:22

I should not have taken that pill
It has really made me quite ill
I'm having delusions
And awful confusions
Thought my hubby was Grandad Bill

He was none too happy, he sulked

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GoldenLady Sun 21-Jul-24 15:43:08

He was none too happy, he sulked
As down in the basement I skulked

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Llamas99 Sun 21-Jul-24 23:42:18

Opened my curtains , and I see
My neighbors partying without me!

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VB000 Mon 22-Jul-24 14:34:35

Going with GoldenLady as she was first...!

He was none too happy, he sulked
As down in the basement I skulked
I came up for air

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crazyH Mon 22-Jul-24 18:41:47

He was none too happy, he sulked
As down in the basement I skulked
I came up for air
He growled like a bear

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52bright Thu 25-Jul-24 19:47:33

He was none to happy, he sulked
As down in the basement I skulked
I came up for air
He growled like a bear
Accused me of joining a cult

That's something I just wouldn't do

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crazyH Thu 25-Jul-24 21:52:51

That's something I just wouldn't do
I’m a good Catholic girl, called Sue

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VB000 Fri 26-Jul-24 09:40:57

That's something I just wouldn't do
I’m a good Catholic girl, called Sue
Got three Hail Marys

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52bright Sat 27-Jul-24 23:45:39

That's something I just wouldn't do
I'm a good Catholic girl, called Sue
Got three Hail Marys
Through Tom at the dairies

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crazyH Sun 28-Jul-24 00:16:40

That's something I just wouldn't do
I'm a good Catholic girl, called Sue
Got three Hail Marys
Through Tom at the dairies
I did my penance and felt good

Confession is not something I like

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52bright Sun 28-Jul-24 00:41:45

Confession is not something I like
Would rather hang out with friend Mike

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Salti Sun 28-Jul-24 10:54:19

Confession is not something I like
Would rather hang out with friend Mike
I'm careful...not good

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VB000 Wed 31-Jul-24 10:09:26

Confession is not something I like
Would rather hang out with friend Mike
I'm careful...not good
That is understood

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henetha Wed 31-Jul-24 10:12:54

Confession is not something I like
Would rather hang out with friend Mike
I'm careful...not good
That is understood,
Don't like it? Just get on yer bike.

Cycling's good for us, so they say,

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Aug-24 14:58:29

Cycling's good for us, so they say,
And it's fun on a fine, sunny day

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henetha Sat 03-Aug-24 10:30:35

Cycling's good for us, so they say,
And it's fun on a fine, sunny day
But when the rain pours

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GoldenLady Sun 04-Aug-24 14:57:32

Cycling's good for us, so they say,
And it's fun on a fine, sunny day
But when the rain pours
We all run indoors

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Jane71 Sun 04-Aug-24 20:04:00

Cycling's good for us, so they say,
And it's fun on a fine, sunny day
But when the rain pours
We all run indoors
And indulge ourselves in some horseplay

Though me and my friends prefer walking

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