Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

Is that voice on the phone a real human
I'd say it was definitely a woman
But it sounds unreal
Like ceramics and steel
Although it tells me it’s Credit Union

Many scams are out there these days

Is that voice on the phone a real human
I'd say it was definitely a woman
But it sounds unreal
Like ceramics and steel

Is that voice on the phone a real human
I'd say it was definitely a woman
But it sounds unreal

Is that voice on the phone a real human?
I’d say it was definitely a woman

I'm happy just being single
I'm free to have fun and mingle
With no-one to mind
When I slouch and unwind
Or sing a ridiculous jingle

Is that voice on the phone a real human?

I'm happy just being single
I'm free to have fun and mingle
With no-one to mind
When I slouch and unwind

I'm happy just being single
I'm free to have fun and mingle
With no-one to mind

I'm happy just being single
I'm free to have fun and mingle

Love is a many splendoured thing
A film to watch, a song to sing
But sadly for me
'Twas never to be
Not for me a gold wedding ring

I'm happy just being single

Love is a many splendoured thing
A film to watch, a song to sing
But sadly for me
'Twas never to be,

Love is a many splendoured thing
A film to watch, a song to sing
But sadly for me

Love is a many splendoured thing
A film to watch, a song to sing

The love of a pet is just great
My moggy was my great best mate
But sadly she's gone
That's where it goes wrong
Sometimes we love too much, too late

Love is a many spendoured thing

The love of a pet is just great
My moggy was my great best mate
But sadly she's gone
That's where it goes wrong

The love of a pet is just great
My moggy was my great best mate
But sadly she's gone

The love of a pet is just great
My moggy was my great best mate

Think my sporting days are over
So I'll spend more time with Rover
He's my BFF
Although we're both deaf
Together we're both in clover

The love of a pet is just great

Think my sporting days are over
So I'll spend more time with Rover*
He's my BFF
Although we're both deaf

(*Sorry don't know how to do emoji)

Think my sporting days are over
So I’ll spend more time with Rover 🐕
He’s my BFF

Think my sporting days are over
So I’ll spend more time with Rover 🐕

I'm giving it up for netball
'Coz I'm really strong and tall
I'll play goal attach
I've just got the knack
But pass the ball quick when I call

It all sounds too strenuous for me

I'm giving it up for netball
'Cos I'm really strong and tall
I'll play goal attack
I've just got the knack
Then, end up with a heavy fall

Think my sporting days are over

I'm giving it up for netball
'Cos I'm really strong and tall
I'll play goal attack
I've just got the knack

I'm giving it up for netball
‘Cos I’m really strong and tall
I’ll play goal attack

I'm giving it up for netball
‘Cos I’m really strong and tall