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Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

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Bumface Thu 11-Jul-24 08:07:41

I've just turned into my mother
some thoughts I would rather smother
I look more like my dad
But it's only a fad
Just been called mum by my brother

I would love to have three wishes

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Indigo8 Wed 14-Aug-24 21:08:53

Opened my curtains, and I see
A strange face looking back at me

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GoldenLady Thu 15-Aug-24 02:40:29

Opened my curtains, and I see
A strange face looking back at me
Yikes! My reflection!

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Indigo8 Thu 15-Aug-24 08:52:00

Opened my curtains, and I see
A strange face looking back at me
Yikes! My reflection!
Wrinkled in each section!

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GoldenLady Thu 15-Aug-24 14:33:56

Opened my curtains, and I see
A strange face looking back at me
Yikes! My reflection!
Wrinkled in each section!
Closed the curtains and watched some TV,

My coffee usually wakes me up

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VB000 Thu 15-Aug-24 14:38:28

My coffee usually wakes me up
I make it in my special cup

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Indigo8 Thu 15-Aug-24 14:57:17

My coffee usually wakes me up
I make it in my special cup
No sugar, just black

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GoldenLady Fri 16-Aug-24 15:10:49

My coffee usually wakes me up
I make it in my special cup
No sugar, just black
But I just "hit the sack"

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Indigo8 Fri 16-Aug-24 15:19:11

My coffee usually wakes me up
I make it in my special cup
No sugar, just black
But I just hit the sack
If it is a latte I sup

A nice biscuit goes down well

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GoldenLady Mon 19-Aug-24 16:30:18

A nice biscuit goes down well
If flavored with caramel

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Indigo8 Mon 19-Aug-24 20:38:37

A nice biscuit goes down well
If flavoured with caramel
Not a custard cream

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GoldenLady Tue 20-Aug-24 16:36:43

A nice biscuit goes down well
If flavoured with caramel
Not a custard cream
Which was squirted by steam

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Indigo8 Tue 20-Aug-24 20:59:06

A nice biscuit goes down well
If flavoured with caramel
Not a custard cream
Which was squirted by steam
Or ones made with yucky red gel

I'd quite like a savoury snack

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-24 21:17:35

I'd quite like a savoury snack,
A mini pork pie, I’d attack

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Indigo8 Wed 21-Aug-24 08:30:38

I'd quite like a savoury snack
A mini pork pie, I'd attack
A packet of crisps

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GoldenLady Wed 21-Aug-24 15:13:49

I'd quite like a savoury snack
A mini pork pie, I'd attack
A packet of crisps
And some drinks with good sips

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Indigo8 Wed 21-Aug-24 15:23:50

I'd quite like a savoury snack
A mini pork pie I'd attack
A packet of crisps
And some drinks with good sips
Would soon have set me back on track

Then I'd like to go back online

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52bright Wed 21-Aug-24 20:56:41

Then I'd like to go back online
Have virtual chats while I dine

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Indigo8 Thu 22-Aug-24 08:34:30

Then I'd like to go back online
Have virtual chats while I dine
Catch up with old mates

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Bonnybanko Thu 22-Aug-24 08:42:57

I know an old woman who swallowed a fly
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she’ll die etc etc etc

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Jane71 Thu 22-Aug-24 09:51:17

I know an old woman who swallowed a fly
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she’ll die etc etc etc
But enough of this ephemera

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Salti Thu 22-Aug-24 18:06:16

I know an old woman who swallowed a fly
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she’ll die etc etc etc
But enough of this ephemera
One day she'll definitely die

Enjoy eating shellfish and snails

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Indigo8 Fri 23-Aug-24 08:36:34

Then I'd like to go back online
Have virtual chats while I dine
Catch up with old mates
Perhaps arrange dates

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henetha Fri 23-Aug-24 10:43:38

Um, - it's got a bit muddled.... and please can we remember the limerick pattern of syllables 88558

Then I'd like to go back online
Have virtual chats while I dine
Catch up with old mates
Perhaps arrange dates
So we all have a happy time.

Enjoy eating shellfish and snails

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VB000 Fri 23-Aug-24 11:02:53

Enjoy eating shellfish and snails
Prawn jambalaya never fails

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Indigo8 Fri 23-Aug-24 13:39:11

Enjoy eating shellfish and snails
Prawn jambalaya never fails
With good mayonnaise

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