Son of New Limerick. (New Limerick contd.)

I tripped, fell over on my face
Tried to land gently, just in case
I break my big nose
And one of my toes
I really must watch my pace

Opened my curtains , and I see

I tripped, fell over on my face
Tried to land gently, just in case
I break my big nose
And one of my toes

I tripped, fell over on my face
Tried to land gently, just in case
I break my big nose

I tripped, fell over on my face
Tried to land gently, just in case

Bert’s old wife is rather frigid
She sits in a posture that's rigid
Bert’s feeling frisky
Been at the whisky?
But his wife , she is quite livid

I tripped, fell over on my face

Bert’s old wife is rather frigid
She sits in a posture that's rigid
Bert’s feeling frisky
Been at the whisky?

Bert’s old wife is rather frigid
She sits in a posture that's rigid
Bert’s feeling frisky

Bert’s old wife is rather frigid
She sits in a posture that's rigid

Uncle Bert is easily shocked
Clutched his pearls when Patsy said "f*****d"
She gave him a kiss
He said "Oh what bliss"
“At last , I am having some luck.”

Bert’s old wife is rather frigid

Uncle Bert is easily shocked
Clutched his pearls when Patsy said "f*****d"
She gave him a kiss
He said "Oh what bliss"

Uncle Bert is easily shocked
Clutched his pearls when Patsy said "f*****d"
She gave him a kiss

Uncle Bert is easily shocked
Clutched his pearls when Patsy said "f*****d"

I'll have to watch old Patsy
Drinking wine makes her all at sea
She'll prance round the room
In a stunning costume
Then sit down on Uncle Bert's knee

Uncle Bert is easily shocked

I'll have to watch old Patsy
Drinking wine makes her all at sea
She'll prance round the room
In stunning costume

I'll have to watch old Patsy
Drinking wine makes her all at sea
She'll prance round the room

I'll have to watch dear old Patsy
Drinking wine makes her all at sea

Let's hope England wins on Sunday
Celebrate until next Monday
I'll gather the neighbours
We'll put off our labours
Sit with a glass of Chardonnay

I’ll have to watch dear old Patsy

Let's hope England wins on Sunday
Celebrate until next Monday
I'll gather the neighbours
We'll put off our labours

Let's hope England wins on Sunday
Celebrate until next Monday
I’ll gather neighbours

Let's hope England wins on Sunday
Celebrate until next Monday

I would love to have three wishes
Not having to wash the dishes
No football or tennis
Sail the streets of Venice
And clean water for our fishes.

Let's hope England wins on Sunday

I would love to have three wishes
Not having to wash the dishes
No football or tennis
Sail the streets of Venice

I would love to have three wishes
Not having to wash the dishes
No football or tennis

I would love to have three wishes
Not having to wash the dishes