Limericks 18, Rides again

I'm having a tattoo done
Shall try to keep out of the sun
Dragon would look nice

I’m having a tattoo done
Shall try to keep out of the sun

I'm still ill in intensive care,
Feel bad and have lost all my hair
It’s all the rage now
I do wonder how
With the top of my head so bare

I’m having a tattoo done

I'm still ill in intensive care,
Feel bad and have lost all my hair
It’s all the rage now
I do wonder how

I'm still ill in intensive care,
Feel bad and have lost all my hair
It’s all the rage now

I'm still ill in intensive care,
Feel bad and have lost all my hair

I once dated a young man called Doug
And oh boy! Could he kiss and hug!
He really was cute
He called me his ‘beaut’,
But from him I caught bad bug.

I'm still ill in intensive care,

I once dated a young man called Doug
And oh boy! Could he kiss and hug!
He really was cute
He called me his ‘beaut’

I once dated a young man called Doug
And oh boy! Could he kiss and hug!
He really was cute

I once dated a young man called Doug
And oh boy! Could he kiss and hug!

I often indulge in pipe dreams
The more often more real it seems,
Real life can be dull,
And to sleep it can lull
And I wake up so full of beans

I once dated a young man called Doug

I often indulge in pipe dreams
The more often more real it seems,
Real life can be dull,
And to sleep it can lull

I often indulge in pipe dreams
The more often more real it seems,
Real life can be dull,

I often indulge in pipe dreams
The more often more real it seams

I'm thinking of moving to France
Thought I may as well take a chance
Love croissants and brie!
May live by the sea
At the Folies Berge, I’ll dance

I often indulge in pipe dreams

I'm thinking of moving to France
Thought I may as well take a chance
Love croissants and brie!
May live by the sea

I'm thinking of moving to France
Thought I may as well take a chance
Love croissants and brie!

I’m thinking of moving to France
Thought I may as well take a chance

My next car will be nice red one,
Open top, so I’ll catch the sun,
Or maybe the rain
In Spain, on the plain?
Oh what a terrible pun!

I’m thinking of moving to France

My next car will be nice red one,
Open top, so I’ll catch the sun,
Or maybe the rain
In Spain, on the plain?

My next car will be nice red one,
Open top, so I’ll catch the sun,
Or maybe the rain

My next car will be nice red one,
Open top, so I’ll catch the sun

I sold it to Fred Flintstone
Traded for a dinosaur bone
It was too big to eat
But it made a nice seat
Could even be made into a throne

My next car will be nice red one

I sold it to Fred Flintstone
Traded for a dinosaur bone
It was too big to eat
But it made a nice seat

I sold it to Fred Flintstone
Traded for a dinosaur bone
But found it too big to eat