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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

Gwyllt Sun 05-Jan-25 17:55:56

Were carted off to the slammer
Then one was hit with a hammer

crazyH Sun 05-Jan-25 17:27:34

A vigorous fight then ensued
They wrestled in mud, in the nude
When it was over
They used fig leaves to cover
The cops cuffed them for being rude.

Were carted off to the slammer

Sadgrandma Sun 05-Jan-25 17:12:27

crazyH

A vigorous fight then ensued
They wrestled in mud, in the nude
When it was over
They used fig leaves to cover

crazyH Sun 05-Jan-25 17:03:41

A vigorous fight then ensued
They wrestled in mud, in the nude
When it was over

Indigo8 Sun 05-Jan-25 16:36:46

A vigorous fight then ensued
They wrestled in mud, in the nude

Indigo8 Sun 05-Jan-25 16:35:50

They wrestled in mud, in the nude

GoldenLady Sun 05-Jan-25 16:32:04

I went for a walk with this guy
He took my hand, I don't know why
We started to kiss
Oh whoops did he miss
And instead kissed a gent passing by

A vigorous fight then ensued

Sadgrandma Sun 05-Jan-25 12:11:24

I went for a walk with this guy
He took my hand, I don't know why
We started to kiss
Oh whoops did he miss

Indigo8 Sun 05-Jan-25 11:25:09

I went for a walk with this guy
He took my hand, I don't know why
We started to kiss

crazyH Sun 05-Jan-25 11:10:28

I went for a walk with this guy
He took my hand , I don’t know why

Sadgrandma Sun 05-Jan-25 10:26:53

We met buying chicken in Aldi
Invited me for a Balti
Followed by a pint
Then I took the hint (eye rhyme)
But did feel a little bit naughty

I went for a walk with this guy

Indigo8 Sun 05-Jan-25 09:14:45

We met buying chicken in Aldi
Invited me for a Balti
Followed by a pint
Then I took the hint (eye rhyme)

Sadgrandma Sun 05-Jan-25 08:10:31

We met buying chicken in Aldi
Invited me for a Balti
Followed by a pint
But nothing rhymes with pint

Gwyllt Sat 04-Jan-25 22:54:58

We met buying chicken in Aldi
Invited me for a Balti
Followed by a pint

Indigo8 Sat 04-Jan-25 18:58:35

Ooops sorry, ignore.

Indigo8 Sat 04-Jan-25 18:58:15

We met buying chicken in Aldi
He looked like Lewis Capaldi

crazyH Sat 04-Jan-25 17:16:13

We met buying chicken in Aldi
Invited me for a Balti

Sadgrandma Sat 04-Jan-25 16:10:49

The nuptials will be held in church
Unless he leaves me in the lurch
But I’ve a standby
A really nice guy
Unless he falls off of his perch

We met buying a chicken in Aldi

Indigo8 Sat 04-Jan-25 16:03:05

The nuptials will be held in church
Unless he leaves me in the lurch
But I've a standby
A buff and tanned guy

GoldenLady Sat 04-Jan-25 16:00:16

The nuptials will be held in church
Unless he leaves me in the lurch
But I’ve a standby
A really nice guy

crazyH Sat 04-Jan-25 14:45:39

The nuptials will be held in church
Unless he leaves me in the lurch
But I’ve a standby

Sadgrandma Sat 04-Jan-25 14:26:49

That was the start of a romance
I knew it from his first glance
He was a keeper,
With feelings deeper
And marriage, there’s quite a good chance

The nuptials will be held in church
Unless he leaves me in the lurch

crazyH Sat 04-Jan-25 14:03:10

That was the start of a romance
I knew it from his first glance
He was a keeper,
With feelings deeper
And marriage, there’s quite a good chance

The nuptials will be held in church

henetha Sat 04-Jan-25 13:28:38

That was the start of a romance
I knew it from his first glance
He was a keeper,
With feelings deeper

Indigo8 Sat 04-Jan-25 10:38:41

That was the start of a romance
I knew it from his first glance
He was a keeper

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