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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

65KL Sat 21-Dec-24 00:03:58

He screamed at me, I said "Just sue!"
Well, that's what I did -wouldn't you?
But the Judge,he said
"Bad! Look at his head!"

crazyH Thu 19-Dec-24 11:53:14

He screamed at me, I said "Just sue!"
Well, that’s what I did - wouldn’t you?
But the Judge, he said

Bellanonna Thu 19-Dec-24 11:00:54

He screamed at me, I said "Just sue!"
Well, that’s what I did - wouldn’t you?

VB000 Thu 19-Dec-24 08:52:28

Turned out to be just a shadow
Flicking through my bathroom window
Sure was peeping Tom
Heard singing a song
My bog brush gave him the elbow

He screamed at me, I said "Just sue!"

52bright Thu 19-Dec-24 00:05:29

Turned out to be just a shadow
Flicking through my bathroom window
Sure was peeping Tom
Heard singing a song

crazyH Wed 18-Dec-24 17:59:38

Turned out to be just a shadow
Flicking through my bathroom window
Sure was peeping Tom

65KL Wed 18-Dec-24 17:49:11

Turned out to be just a shadow
Flicking through my bathroom window

GoldenLady Wed 18-Dec-24 15:49:47

The lights were on in next door's hall
Someone was creeping, was quite tall
Oh who could it be?
Are they looking for me?
In the loo, was he in the next stall?

Turned out to be just a shadow

henetha Tue 17-Dec-24 11:12:16

The lights were on in next door's hall
Someone was creeping, was quite tall
Oh who could it be?
Are they looking for me?

52bright Tue 17-Dec-24 02:03:57

The lights were on in next door's hall
Someone was creeping, was quite tall
Oh who could it be?

crazyH Mon 16-Dec-24 13:47:10

The lights were on in next door's hall
Someone was creeping, was quite tall

VB000 Mon 16-Dec-24 11:21:37

The gifts have all been retrieved
Hope they'll be gratefully received
Though still a bit damp
Especially that lamp
Has to be seen to be believed

The lights were on in next door's hall

GoldenLady Fri 13-Dec-24 15:03:08

The gifts have all been retrieved
Hope they'll be gratefully received
Though still a bit damp
Especially that lamp

52bright Fri 13-Dec-24 01:38:31

The gifts have all been retrieved
Hope they'll be gratefully received
Though still a bit damp

crazyH Thu 12-Dec-24 17:28:04

The gifts have all been retrieved
Hope they’ll be gratefully received

GoldenLady Thu 12-Dec-24 17:00:23

Do plumbers work Christmas Day?
To clear the mess for double pay?
I’m sure they will
For a huge great bill
I've got one who's coming, hooray!

The gifts have all been retrieved

Bellanonna Thu 12-Dec-24 12:10:26

Do plumbers work Christmas Day?
To clear the mess for double pay?
I’m sure they will
For a huge great bill

crazyH Thu 12-Dec-24 10:54:57

Do plumbers work Christmas Day?
To clear the mess for double pay?
I’m sure they will

VB000 Thu 12-Dec-24 09:14:42

Do plumbers work Christmas Day?
To clear the mess for double pay?

GoldenLady Wed 11-Dec-24 15:12:18

This year it won’t happen again,
I'll hide all the gifts down a drain,
Just don't flush the loo
Oh gosh no, oh noooooo
I think I should get a new brain

Do plumbers work Christmas Day?

crazyH Wed 11-Dec-24 11:01:15

This year it won’t happen again,
I'll hide all the gifts down a drain,
Just don't flush the loo
Oh gosh no, oh noooooo

VB000 Wed 11-Dec-24 10:49:14

This year it won’t happen again,
I'll hide all the gifts down a drain,
Just don't flush the loo

henetha Wed 11-Dec-24 10:31:30

This year it won’t happen again,
I'll hide all the gifts down a drain,

Bellanonna Tue 10-Dec-24 16:37:08

So then I just went back to sleep
But I heard the kids starting to creep
All pressies were torn
It's not even dawn!
That’s kids for you - just had to peep!

This year it won’t happen again

VB000 Tue 10-Dec-24 14:18:27

So then I just went back to sleep
But I heard the kids starting to creep
All pressies were torn
It's not even dawn!

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