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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

crazyH Tue 10-Dec-24 11:56:16

So then I just went back to sleep
But I heard the kids starting to creep
All pressies were torn

henetha Tue 10-Dec-24 10:56:04

So then I just went back to sleep
But I heard the kids starting to creep

GoldenLady Mon 09-Dec-24 17:37:41

I awoke with a start Christmas morn
It was early, just after dawn
Socks were still empty
Kids hoped for plenty
Hope Santa arrives later on!

So then I just went back to sleep

52bright Sat 07-Dec-24 16:54:17

I awoke with a start Christmas morn
It was early, just after dawn
Socks were still empty
Kids hoped for plenty

Gwyllt Sat 07-Dec-24 00:12:53

I awoke with a start Christmas morn
It was early, just after dawn
Socks were still empty

52bright Fri 06-Dec-24 22:06:01

I awoke with a start Christmas morn
It was early, just after dawn

GoldenLady Fri 06-Dec-24 14:55:58

Santa had one eggnog too many,
So forget gifts, we won't get any,
Asleep in a ditch
Screaming at high pitch
This nightmare is not worth a penny!

I awoke with a start Christmas morn

crazyH Fri 06-Dec-24 10:56:05

Santa had one eggnog too many,
So forget gifts, we won't get any,
Asleep in a ditch
Screaming at high pitch

VB000 Fri 06-Dec-24 10:27:34

Santa had one eggnog too many,
So forget gifts, we won't get any,
Asleep in a ditch

henetha Fri 06-Dec-24 10:15:49

Santa had one eggnog too many,
So forget gifts, we won't get any,

65KL Fri 06-Dec-24 04:46:22

The shoddy sleigh tumbles earth bound
It makes a horrendous loud sound
Toys are all broken
No , I'm not jokin'
Oh Santa won't be coming round

Santa had one eggnog too many

crazyH Thu 05-Dec-24 17:44:19

The shoddy sleigh tumbles earth bound
It makes a horrendous loud sound
Toys are all broken
No, I’m not jokin’

Gwyllt Thu 05-Dec-24 15:53:21

The shoddy sleigh tumbles earth bound
It makes a horrendous loud sound
Toys are all broken

52bright Thu 05-Dec-24 15:24:05

The shoddy sleigh tumbles earth bound
It makes a horrendous loud sound

Gwyllt Thu 05-Dec-24 14:50:01

He will take a sneaky hot toddie
And raise a glass to Bill Oddie
And hope he feels well
You can never tell
Let’s hope his sleigh is not shoddy

The shoddy sleigh tumbles earth bound

crazyH Thu 05-Dec-24 14:05:52

He will take a sneaky hot toddie
And raise a glass to Bill Oddie
And hope he feels well
You can never tell

52bright Thu 05-Dec-24 13:53:53

He will take a sneaky hot toddie
And raise a glass to Bill Oddie
And hope he feels well

VB000 Thu 05-Dec-24 09:11:11

He will take a sneaky hot toddie
And raise a glass to Bill Oddie

Gwyllt Thu 05-Dec-24 08:39:11

But where he was living was cold
And even the reindeer were old
He does work part time
A bit into crime
He only goes out when he is told

He will take a sneaky hot toddie

52bright Wed 04-Dec-24 23:07:40

But where he was living was cold
And even the reindeer were old
He does work part time
A bit into crime

Justmeonmyown Wed 04-Dec-24 21:22:42

But where he was living was cold
And even the reindeer were old
He does work part time

GoldenLady Wed 04-Dec-24 16:21:05

But where he was living was cold
And even the reindeer were old

VB000 Wed 04-Dec-24 12:29:35

Linda once went on a blind date
She thought she had met her true mate
Turned out he was eighty
And a bit weighty
Called himself Santa, it was fate!

But where he was living was cold

52bright Wed 04-Dec-24 00:38:27

Linda once went on a blind date
She thought she had met her true mate
Turned out he was eighty
And a bit weighty

Bellanonna Tue 03-Dec-24 21:21:34

Linda once went on a blind date
She thought she had met her true mate
Turned out he was eighty

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