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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

52bright Sat 16-Nov-24 19:23:32

I think I'll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunt Joan
She vowed not to marry
Till she met Barry
Now it's romance by mobile phone

It wouldn't have done in my day

henetha Sat 16-Nov-24 10:45:59

I think I’ll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunty Joan
She vowed not to marry
Till she met Barry

biglouis Sat 16-Nov-24 09:26:11

I think I’ll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunty Joan
She vowed not to marry

crazyH Fri 15-Nov-24 23:49:16

I think I’ll be best on my own
Just like my darling Aunty Joan

Justmeonmyown Fri 15-Nov-24 22:59:58

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor
He thought it was funny
Sounds like a dummy
So don’t want to see him no more

I think I’ll be best on my own

52bright Fri 15-Nov-24 17:47:31

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor
He thought it was funny
Sounds like a dummy

GoldenLady Fri 15-Nov-24 15:42:41

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor
He thought it was funny

crazyH Fri 15-Nov-24 15:33:10

As soon as he knocked at the door
I tripped, fell face down on the floor

biglouis Fri 15-Nov-24 11:47:02

When I wake from my nap I know
I’ll be so excited to go
With this gorgeous hunk
He’s surely no monk
My nerves are beginning to show

As soon as he knocked at the door

crazyH Fri 15-Nov-24 00:02:04

Tweaked a bit

When I wake from my nap I know
I’ll be so excited to go
With this gorgeous hunk
He’s surely no monk

Jane71 Thu 14-Nov-24 19:19:36

When I wake from my nap I know
I will be so excited to go
With this gorgeous hunk of man

biglouis Thu 14-Nov-24 00:05:24

When I wake from my nap I know
I will be so excited to go

Indigo8 Wed 13-Nov-24 19:36:28

I'll try a new phone dating app
'Coz my diary has a gap
I want a hot date
Where I come home late
Having sat on a fit hunk's lap

I think I shall need a new look

Justmeonmyown Wed 13-Nov-24 19:35:19

I’ll try a new phone dating app
‘Coz my diary has a gap
I want a hot date
Where I come home late
In time for an afternoon nap

When I wake from my nap I know

52bright Wed 13-Nov-24 17:20:06

I'll try a new phone dating app
'Coz my diary has a gap
I want a hot date
Where I come home late

Indigo8 Wed 13-Nov-24 14:09:14

I'll try a new phone dating app
'Cos my diary has a gap
I want a hot date

crazyH Wed 13-Nov-24 13:50:24

I'll try a new phone dating app
‘Cos my diary has a gap

biglouis Wed 13-Nov-24 12:14:35

He only wanted a 'quickie'
So I left the pub pretty zippy
Will find other locales
Will use my vocals
Before he takes the Mickey

I'll try a new phone dating app

52bright Tue 12-Nov-24 18:49:09

He only wanted a 'quickie'
So I left the pub pretty zippky
Will find other locales
Will use my vocals

GoldenLady Tue 12-Nov-24 15:39:14

He only wanted a ‘quickie’
So I left the pub pretty zippy
Will find other locales

biglouis Tue 12-Nov-24 14:18:03

He only wanted a ‘quickie’
So I left the pub pretty zippy

crazyH Tue 12-Nov-24 12:59:16

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap
"Are you free tonight?"
"D'ya Fancy a bite?"
“As long as it’s not on your lap”

He only wanted a ‘quickie’

Indigo8 Tue 12-Nov-24 08:27:03

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap
"Are you free tonight?"
"D'ya Fancy a bite?"

crazyH Mon 11-Nov-24 21:51:12

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap
“Are you free tonight?”

Babs03 Mon 11-Nov-24 19:36:01

Finally approached by a chap
Who bought a fetching red cap

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