Limericks 18, Rides again

So I was tired and very muddy
In need of help from a buddy
And a good strong drink
To help me to think

So I was tired and very muddy
In need of help from a buddy
And a good strong drink

So I was tired and very muddy
In need of help from a buddy

The hog soon leapt up and bit me
The curses I spoke were not pretty
So I bit him back
Put him in a sack
And threw him off a jetty

So I was tired and very muddy

The hog soon leapt up and bit me
The curses I spoke were not pretty
So I bit him back
Put him in a sack

The hog soon leapt up and bit me
The curses I spoke were not pretty
So I bit him back

The hog soon leapt up and bit me
The curses I spoke were not pretty

We're back on the earth with a thud
Our glider's got stuck in the mud
Landed in a bog
On top of a hog
Near an old cow chewing the cud.

The hog soon leapt up and bit me

We're back on the earth with a thud
Our glider's got stuck in the mud
Landed in a bog
On top of a hog

We're back on the earth with a thud
Our glider's got stuck in the mud
We landed in a bog

We're back on the earth with a thud
Our glider's got stuck in the mud

That’s what I do everyday
"Just doing some thinking,," I say
The hours they slip by
“Wake up” they all cry,
Reality gets in the way.

We're back down on earth with a thud,

That’s what I do everyday
"Just doing some thinking,," I say
The hours they slip by
“Wake up” they all cry

That’s what I do everyday
"Just doing some thinking,," I say
The hours they slip by

That’s what I do everyday
"Just doing some thinking,," I say

I prefer to look at the clouds
Away from the sound of the crowds
Day dreaming is good
So everybody should
Lie back and pile on the pounds

That’s what I do everyday

I prefer to look at the clouds
Away from the sound of the crowds
Day dreaming is good
So everybody should

I prefer to look at the clouds
Away from the sound of the crowds
Day dreaming is good

I prefer to look at the clouds
Away from the sound of the crowds

Malcolm has started star gazing
Much better than watching geese grazing
He looks through a lens
Which he has to cleanse
When the night's clear and not hazing

I prefer to look at the clouds

Arr!! My mistake.

Malcolm has started star gazing
Much better than watching geese grazing
He looks through a lens
Which he has to cleanse

I do love a classic champagne
It sure cheers me up in the rain

Malcolm has started star-gazing
Much better than watching geese grazing
He looks through a lens

Malcolm has started star-gazing
Much better than watching geese grazing

I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink
Add ice and a slice
and it's gone in a trice
I’ll rinse the empties in the sink

Malcolm has started star-gazing