Limericks 18, Rides again

I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink
Add ice and a slice
and it's gone in a trice
The bubbles make me blink

I do love a classic champagne

sorry, finger slipped!
I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink
Add ice and a slice
and it's gone in a trice

and it's gone in a trice

I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink
Add ice and a slice

I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink

I really love a Christmas drink

New line Justmeonmyown ?

Think I’ll do some Christmas shopping
Then I’ll go clubbing and bopping
In my body con dress
With my best shoes I guess
And hope I don’t end up flopping

Think I'll do some Christmas shopping
Then I'll go clubbing and bopping
In my body con dress

Think I'll do some Christmas shopping
Then I’ll go clubbing and bopping

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt
My bum is quite big
And I can't dance a jig
I wish all my fat would just melt

Think I'll do some Christmas shopping

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt
My bum is quite big
And I can't dance a jig

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt
My bum is quite big

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt

The men in white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear
Then into their van,
What's their evil plan?
To drown me in a vat of beer?

My body’s not exactly svelte

The men in white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear
Then into their van,
What's their evil plan?

The men in white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear
Then into their van

The men in the white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear

Oh true those were the days my friend,
And we thought they'd never end,
But now here I am
Shut up like a clam,
And slowly going around the bend.

The men in the white coats are here,

Oh true those were the days my friend
And we thought that they'd never end
But now here I am
Shut up like a clam

Oh true those were the days my friend
And we thought that they'd never end
But now here I am

Oh true those where the days my friend
And we thought that they'd never end

I wish I could act in a play
I was a pro, back in the day
Ah, to be young
Fit in heart an lung
As free as the flowers in May

Oh true those where the days my friend

I wish I could act in a play
I was a pro, back in the day
Ah, to be young
Fit in heart and lung

I wish I could act in a play
I was a pro, back in the day
Ah, to be young