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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

biglouis Tue 29-Oct-24 13:20:39

I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink
Add ice and a slice
and it's gone in a trice
The bubbles make me blink

I do love a classic champagne

catladyuk Tue 29-Oct-24 13:14:20

sorry, finger slipped!
I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink
Add ice and a slice
and it's gone in a trice

catladyuk Tue 29-Oct-24 13:13:20

and it's gone in a trice

VB000 Tue 29-Oct-24 10:34:46

I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink
Add ice and a slice

crazyH Tue 29-Oct-24 00:05:39

I really love a Christmas drink
Usually, a large gin of pink

Justmeonmyown Mon 28-Oct-24 22:44:23

I really love a Christmas drink

crazyH Mon 28-Oct-24 21:28:39

New line Justmeonmyown ?

Justmeonmyown Mon 28-Oct-24 21:01:00

Think I’ll do some Christmas shopping
Then I’ll go clubbing and bopping
In my body con dress
With my best shoes I guess
And hope I don’t end up flopping

Indigo8 Mon 28-Oct-24 18:44:46

Think I'll do some Christmas shopping
Then I'll go clubbing and bopping
In my body con dress

crazyH Mon 28-Oct-24 17:35:52

Think I'll do some Christmas shopping
Then I’ll go clubbing and bopping

Indigo8 Mon 28-Oct-24 17:25:57

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt
My bum is quite big
And I can't dance a jig
I wish all my fat would just melt

Think I'll do some Christmas shopping

GoldenLady Mon 28-Oct-24 15:54:57

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt
My bum is quite big
And I can't dance a jig

biglouis Mon 28-Oct-24 14:47:04

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt
My bum is quite big

Indigo8 Mon 28-Oct-24 14:25:01

My body's not exactly svelte
Long time since I wore a tight belt

crazyH Mon 28-Oct-24 11:43:13

The men in white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear
Then into their van,
What's their evil plan?
To drown me in a vat of beer?

My body’s not exactly svelte

henetha Mon 28-Oct-24 11:40:36

The men in white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear
Then into their van,
What's their evil plan?

Indigo8 Sun 27-Oct-24 16:30:44

The men in white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear
Then into their van

crazyH Sun 27-Oct-24 15:23:44

The men in the white coats are here
Strapping me up, and bopped my ear

henetha Sun 27-Oct-24 13:34:38

Oh true those were the days my friend,
And we thought they'd never end,
But now here I am
Shut up like a clam,
And slowly going around the bend.

The men in the white coats are here,

biglouis Sun 27-Oct-24 12:24:59

Oh true those were the days my friend
And we thought that they'd never end
But now here I am
Shut up like a clam

henetha Sun 27-Oct-24 11:23:42

Oh true those were the days my friend
And we thought that they'd never end
But now here I am

Indigo8 Sun 27-Oct-24 09:55:20

Oh true those where the days my friend
And we thought that they'd never end

52bright Sat 26-Oct-24 19:27:27

I wish I could act in a play
I was a pro, back in the day
Ah, to be young
Fit in heart an lung
As free as the flowers in May

Oh true those where the days my friend

Indigo8 Fri 25-Oct-24 16:50:31

I wish I could act in a play
I was a pro, back in the day
Ah, to be young
Fit in heart and lung

GoldenLady Fri 25-Oct-24 15:33:30

I wish I could act in a play
I was a pro, back in the day
Ah, to be young

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