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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

biglouis Thu 10-Oct-24 21:06:29

Cant say what happened thereafter
The plot got dafter and dafter
The audience walked out

Indigo8 Thu 10-Oct-24 16:55:42

Cant say what happened thereafter
The plot got dafter and dafter

crazyH Thu 10-Oct-24 11:46:56

I'm into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look
About a young nun
Who was cleaning a gun
It went off and killed a black rook

Cant say what happened thereafter

biglouis Thu 10-Oct-24 11:03:53

I'm into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look
About a young nun
Who was cleaning a gun

Indigo8 Wed 09-Oct-24 19:04:44

I'm into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look
About a young nun

crazyH Wed 09-Oct-24 18:00:05

I’m into a really good book
My kitchen will not get a look

Bellanonna Wed 09-Oct-24 16:58:03

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot luchtime grub
Shepherds pie and spag bol
Or soup and a roll
In the background a friendly hub-bub

I’m into a really good book

Indigo8 Wed 09-Oct-24 14:58:30

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot luchtime grub
Shepherds pie and spag bol
Or soup and a roll

Bellanonna Wed 09-Oct-24 12:48:53

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot lunchtime grub
Shepherds pie and spag bol

biglouis Wed 09-Oct-24 10:44:07

It is nice and warm in the pub
They serve hot lunchtime grub

Indigo8 Tue 08-Oct-24 19:58:04

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear
I'll just run it down
That will make me frown
Sitting in my warm underwear

It is nice and warm in the pub

biglouis Tue 08-Oct-24 10:35:26

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear
I'll just turn it down
That will make me frown

VB000 Tue 08-Oct-24 10:25:39

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear
I'll just turn it down

Indigo8 Mon 07-Oct-24 15:36:12

The winter will soon be here
Heating has become very dear

biglouis Mon 07-Oct-24 11:02:21

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling
Halloween here soon
Hope there’s a full moon
So lets hope we dont have a killing!

The winter will soon be here

Bellanonna Mon 07-Oct-24 09:38:48

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling
Halloween here soon
Hope there’s a full moon

VB000 Mon 07-Oct-24 09:18:20

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling
Halloween here soon

Indigo8 Sun 06-Oct-24 16:37:34

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!
I'll not say I find it thrilling

GoldenLady Sun 06-Oct-24 16:30:42

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm
She danced through the night
Gave people a fright
And was she just planting an arm?!

Good grief! This limerick is chilling!

Indigo8 Sun 06-Oct-24 16:11:21

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm
She danced through the night
Gave people a fright

Tuaim Sun 06-Oct-24 14:16:32

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm
She danced through the night

biglouis Sun 06-Oct-24 13:30:35

This fairy, she lived on a farm
Her neighbours viewed her with alarm

52bright Sun 06-Oct-24 00:32:57

Just bought a book that is scary
About a malignant fairy
The dust she sprinkled
As her eyes twinkled
While she made cheese in the dairy

This fairy, she lived on a farm

Bellanonna Sat 05-Oct-24 18:25:55

just bought a book that is scary
About a malignant fairy
The dust she sprinkled
As her eyes twinkled

crazyH Sat 05-Oct-24 16:06:24

I just bought a book that is scary
About a malignant fairy
The dust she sprinkled

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