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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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biglouis Tue 24-Sept-24 12:42:54

Pet owners will sometimes complain
Firework bangs drive their dogs insane
So keep them safely inside

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Indigo8 Tue 24-Sept-24 07:36:00

Pet owners will sometimes complain
Firework bangs drive their dogs insane

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Ashcombe Mon 23-Sept-24 16:51:40

Someone’s got fireworks tonight
In this weather? That’s not so bright
Gets earlier every year
And it's all I can hear
The rockets sure reach a great height.

Pet owners will sometimes complain

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GoldenLady Mon 23-Sept-24 15:52:28

Someone’s got fireworks tonight
In this weather? That’s not so bright
Gets earlier every year
And it's all I can hear

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biglouis Mon 23-Sept-24 01:01:46

Someone’s got fireworks tonight
In this weather? That’s not so bright
Gets earlier every year

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crazyH Sun 22-Sept-24 20:09:07

Someone’s got fireworks tonight
In this weather? That’s not so bright

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Bellanonna Sun 22-Sept-24 20:07:08

My bum deserves the very best
I need the sting out, cannot rest
Stop laughing! Not funny!
Can’t use the dunny
I’m starting to feel quite depressed

Someone’s got fireworks tonight

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crazyH Sun 22-Sept-24 19:35:01

My bum deserves the very best
I need the sting out, cannot rest
Stop laughing! Not funny!
Can’t use the dunny

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GoldenLady Sun 22-Sept-24 15:23:51

My bum deserves the very best
I need the sting out, cannot rest
Stop laughing! Not funny!

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biglouis Sun 22-Sept-24 13:37:18

My bum deserves the very best
I need the sting out, cannot rest

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henetha Sun 22-Sept-24 12:21:54

It hurts so much, I can't sit down
I stand around with a big frown
I'll have to go to A&E
To get it out as I can't see,
I hope the doc is not a clown.

My bum deserves the very best

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biglouis Sat 21-Sept-24 23:53:50

It hurts so much, I can't sit down
I stand around with a big frown
I'll have to go to A&E
To get it out as I can't see

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52bright Sat 21-Sept-24 22:21:08

It hurts so much, I can't sit down
I stand around with a big frown

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crazyH Sat 21-Sept-24 19:49:50

A bumblebee just flew inside
I think I will go in and hide
Its buzzing up and down
It looks like a clown
But ouch! It’s just stung my backside

It hurts so much, I can’t sit down

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GoldenLady Sat 21-Sept-24 16:06:30

A bumblebee just flew inside
I think I will go in and hide
Its buzzing up and down
It looks like a clown

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biglouis Sat 21-Sept-24 07:13:27

A bumblebee just flew inside
I think I will go in and hide
Its buzzing up and down

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52bright Fri 20-Sept-24 23:42:07

A bumblebee just flew inside
I think I will go in and hide

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GoldenLady Fri 20-Sept-24 20:15:23

Mum said I should take up sewing
As my children keep on growing
Can't thread a needle
A machine is needful
To the clothing store I am going

A bumblebee just flew inside

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biglouis Fri 20-Sept-24 00:22:28

Mum said I should take up sewing
As my children keep on growing
Can't thread a needle
A machine is needful

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52bright Thu 19-Sept-24 23:42:46

Mum said I should take up sewing
As my children keep on growing
Can't thread a needle

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biglouis Thu 19-Sept-24 16:22:52

Mum said I should take up sewing
As my children keep on growing

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Indigo8 Thu 19-Sept-24 09:16:10

I could have a go at some sports
I used to play on tennis courts
But I need to buy kit
Perhaps I'll just sit
And watch while my partner cavorts

Mum said I should take up sewing

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GoldenLady Wed 18-Sept-24 15:25:35

I could have a go at some sports,
I used to play on tennis courts
But I need to buy the kit
Perhaps I'll just sit

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biglouis Wed 18-Sept-24 13:17:32

I could have a go at some sports,
I used to play on tennis courts
But I need to buy the kit

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henetha Wed 18-Sept-24 13:13:08

I could have a go at some sports,
I used to play on tennis courts

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