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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

NanKate Wed 28-Aug-24 19:26:42

They have a hot tub in the back
Considerate usage they lack
They are usually nude
'Though I'm not a prude
They’re bound to get some flack

Indigo8 Wed 28-Aug-24 17:12:35

They have a hot tub in the back
Considerate usage they lack
They are usually nude
'Though I'm not a prude

GoldenLady Wed 28-Aug-24 17:04:21

They have a hot tub in the back
Considerate usage they lack
They are usually nude

Ashcombe Wed 28-Aug-24 13:00:55

They have a hot tub in the back
Considerate usage they lack.

biglouis Wed 28-Aug-24 10:57:09

My neighbours have very loud voices
Swear words form most of their choices
They wear string vests
Onslow at his best
Wont find them driving Rolls Royces

They have a hot tub in the back

VB000 Wed 28-Aug-24 09:13:20

My neighbours have very loud voices
Swear words form most of their choices
They wear string vests
Onslow at his best

NanKate Wed 28-Aug-24 06:49:52

My neighbours have very loud voices
Swear words form most of their choices
They wear string vests

Indigo8 Tue 27-Aug-24 17:46:01

My neighbours have very loud voices
Swear words form most of their choices

GoldenLady Tue 27-Aug-24 14:35:12

The sun is shining way up high
And not a cloud in the blue sky
Shall I go for a ride?
Or just stay inside
At least either way I'll be dry

My neighbors have very loud voices

crazyH Tue 27-Aug-24 12:08:46

The sun is shining way up high
And not a cloud in the blue sky
Shall I go for a ride?
Or just stay inside

biglouis Tue 27-Aug-24 12:05:34

The sun is shining way up high
And not a cloud in the blue sky
Shall I go for a ride?

Indigo8 Tue 27-Aug-24 09:35:30

The sun is shining way up high
And not a cloud in the blue sky

VB000 Tue 27-Aug-24 09:22:26

I think I'd prefer a pony
A Shetland and not so bony
So cute and sturdy
And not at all dirty
He goes by the name of Tony

The sun is shining way up high

GoldenLady Mon 26-Aug-24 16:11:04

I think I'd prefer a pony
A Shetland and not so bony
So cute and sturdy
And not at all dirty

biglouis Mon 26-Aug-24 10:00:59

I think I'd prefer a pony
A Shetland and not so bony
So cute and sturdy

Indigo8 Mon 26-Aug-24 08:15:36

I think I'd prefer a pony
A Shetland and not so bony

52bright Mon 26-Aug-24 01:33:17

He's old and he's grey and he's thin
He really looks quite done in
The sound of his bray
When he asks for hay
Is quite the most terrible din

I think I'd prefer a pony

Indigo8 Sun 25-Aug-24 18:25:08

He's old and he's grey and he's thin
He really looks quite done in
The sound of his bray
When he asks for hay

Ashcombe Sun 25-Aug-24 18:22:23

He's old and he's grey and he's thin
He really looks quite done in.
The sound of his bray

biglouis Sun 25-Aug-24 16:59:57

He's old and he's grey and he's thin
He really looks quite done in

Indigo8 Sun 25-Aug-24 08:30:52

I think that might be too cruel
To serve him a bowl of grey gruel
It won't have much taste
But won't go to waste
As I'll feed it to my old mule

He's old and he's grey and he's thin

Salti Sun 25-Aug-24 06:18:00

I think that might be too cruel
To serve him a bowl of grey gruel
It wont have much taste
But won't go to waste

biglouis Sat 24-Aug-24 08:44:23

I think that might be too cruel
To serve him a bowl of grey gruel
It wont have much taste

NanKate Sat 24-Aug-24 07:33:33

I think that might be too cruel
To serve him a bowl of grey gruel

52bright Sat 24-Aug-24 00:09:55

Oh no! It's the green wicked witch
Could make her be gone if I was rich
She'll dissolve in water
Once I have caught her
Or for fun I could make her itch.

I think that might be too cruel

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