Limericks 18, Rides again

My jet it flew high in the sky
My ticket online I did buy
But I was too late
Left stuck at the gate
Got back in my car with a sigh

Do you prefer coffee or tea?

My jet it flew high in the sky
My ticket online I did buy
But I was too late
Left stuck at the gate

My jet it flew high in the sky
My ticket online I did buy
But I was too late

My jet it flew high in the sky
My ticket online I did buy

The joys of old age are but few
But some eccentric things we can do
Wear purple* of course
Voice opinions with force
And drink lots of the local pub's brew

My jet it flew high in the sky

The joys of old age are but few
But some eccentric things we can do
Wear purple* of course
Voice opinions with force

The joys of old age are but few
But some eccentric things we can do
Wear purple* of course



*as in the poem www.scottishpoetrylibrary.org.uk/poem/warning/

The joys of old age are but few
But some eccentric things we can do

I was slimmer back in the day
Wore minis, maxis - no way!
Now waists with some 'give'
Are needed to live
My stilettos went on Ebay

The joys of old age are but few

I was slimmer back in the day
Wore minis, maxis - no way!
Now waists with some 'give'
Are needed to live

I was slimmer back in the day
Wore minis, maxis - no way!
Now waists with some "give"

I was slimmer back in the day
Wore minis, maxis - no way!

Also, my butt is now curvy
Some men give looks that are purvy
But I don't really care
They are calling me 'Dear'
Wearing corsets that are sturdy.

I was slimmer back in the day

Also, my butt is now curvy
Some men give looks that are purvy
But I don't really care
They are calling me "Dear"

Also, my butt is now curvy
Some men give looks that are purvy
But I don't really care

Also, my butt is now curvy
Some men give looks that are purvy

I do know that I'm quite flat chested
In chicken fillets I've invested
They give me a boost
And no one would deduce
That I am now chicken-breasted

Also, my butt is now curvy

I do know that I'm quite flat chested
In chicken fillets I've invested
They give me a boost
And no one would deduce

I do know that I'm quite flat chested
In chicken fillets I've invested
They give me a boost

I do know that I'm quite flat chested
In chicken fillets I've invested

All of of my relative are mad
Which makes me incredably sad
You mean mad as in "nuts?"
Or "mad" hate your guts?
Yes, ‘cos they call me ‘Jack the Lad’

I do know I’m quite flat-chested

All of of my relative are mad
Which makes me incredably sad
You mean mad as in "nuts?"
Or "mad" hate your guts?

All of my relatives are mad
Which makes me incredibly sad
You mean "mad" as in "nuts?"

All of my relatives are mad
Which makes me incredibly sad