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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

52bright Mon 05-May-25 00:32:01

For now, I'm just prim and proper
Well, that might just be a whopper
I caught you today
And crime doesn't pay

crazyH Mon 05-May-25 00:14:13

For now, I'm just prim and proper
Well, that might just be a whopper
I caught you today

52bright Sun 04-May-25 21:55:47

For now, I'm just prim and proper
Well, that might just be a whopper

Magenta8 Wed 30-Apr-25 10:26:25

Could be a stunt to remember
At least till the end of December
Could sow some wild oats
Have orgies on boats
But just from May to September

For now, I'm just prim and proper

GoldenLady Tue 29-Apr-25 15:26:08

Could be a stunt to remember
At least till end of December
Could sow some wild oats
Have orgies on boats

52bright Fri 25-Apr-25 00:57:58

Could be a stunt to remember
At least till end of December
Could sow some wild oats

crazyH Tue 22-Apr-25 15:27:00

Could be a stunt to remember
At least till end of December

GoldenLady Tue 22-Apr-25 14:54:21

If I could have my time again
I’ll strip off and run in the rain
No more prim and proper
May come a cropper
Going to jail is a pain

Could be a stunt to remember

crazyH Mon 21-Apr-25 22:57:53

If I could have my time again
I’ll strip off and run in the rain
No more prim and proper
May come a cropper

GoldenLady Mon 21-Apr-25 22:37:23

If I could have my time again
I’ll strip off and run in the rain
No more prim and proper

crazyH Mon 21-Apr-25 12:46:21

If I could have my time again
I’ll strip off and run in the rain

52bright Sun 20-Apr-25 01:32:37

I once had a good friend like that
Miss Jones made her wear a dunce-hat
School days were not great
for me and my mate
Didn't work thought was cool to chat

If I could have my time again

crazyH Fri 18-Apr-25 23:05:50

I once had a good friend like that
Miss Jones made her wear a dunce-hat
School days were not great
For me and my mate

52bright Fri 18-Apr-25 21:44:06

I once had a good friend like that
Miss Jones made her wear a dunce-hat
School days were not great

crazyH Fri 18-Apr-25 21:27:02

I once had a good friend like that
Miss Jones made her wear a dunce-hat

52bright Fri 18-Apr-25 21:22:29

She's forever playing tricks on me
Like pouring coffee in my tea
Sounds really quite mad
And has fun being bad
Needs sympathy I think you see

I once had a good friend like that

GoldenLady Fri 18-Apr-25 15:03:28

She's forever playing tricks on me
Like pouring coffee in my tea
Sounds really quite mad
And has fun being bad

52bright Thu 17-Apr-25 21:53:11

She's forever playing tricks on me
Like pouring coffee in my tea
Sounds really quite mad

GoldenLady Wed 16-Apr-25 15:16:48

She’s forever playing tricks on me
Like pouring coffee in my tea

crazyH Tue 15-Apr-25 23:00:32

A hyena escaped I hear
Its laughing resounds in my ear
Is the joke on me ?
What did I not see?
My friend Freda in fancy gear

She’s forever playing tricks on me

GoldenLady Fri 11-Apr-25 15:01:33

A hyena escaped I hear
Its laughing resounds in my ear
Is the joke on me ?
What did I not see?

crazyH Tue 08-Apr-25 15:51:45

A hyena escaped I hear
Its laughing resounds in my ear
Is the joke on me ?

GoldenLady Tue 08-Apr-25 14:49:31

A hyena escaped I hear
Its laughing resounds in my ear

crazyH Sun 06-Apr-25 11:38:49

Then I wake up, dripping with sweat
Couldn't sing in bands for a bet
I’m a falsetto
Which I regretto
So no one wants me in their set

A hyena escaped I hear

GoldenLady Sat 05-Apr-25 15:53:18

Then I wake up, dripping with sweat
Couldn't sing in bands for a bet
I’m a falsetto
Which I regretto

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