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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

henetha Mon 09-Jun-25 11:15:58

There’s dinosaurs now on TV
They really do terrify me,

Mollygo Sun 08-Jun-25 19:06:22

I’ve got the radio blasting
Grumpy looks neighbours are casting
It's hard rock for me
Which I play endlessly
It leaves an impression that’s lasting.

There’s dinosaurs now on TV

GoldenLady Sun 08-Jun-25 14:20:34

I’ve got the radio blasting
Grumpy looks neighbours are casting
It's hard rock for me
Which I play endlessly

henetha Sat 07-Jun-25 11:04:40

I’ve got the radio blasting
Grumpy looks neighbours are casting
It's hard rock for me

Mollygo Thu 05-Jun-25 09:27:32

I’ve got the radio blasting
Grumpy looks neighbours are casting

crazyH Wed 04-Jun-25 15:14:47

No more drinking and driving
And no more ducking and diving
Keep on the straight path
When visiting Bath
And stop that habit of miming

I’ve got the radio blasting

GoldenLady Wed 04-Jun-25 14:57:39

No more drinking and driving
And no more ducking and diving
Keep on the straight path
When visiting Bath

BrightandBreezy Wed 04-Jun-25 00:35:54

No more drinking and driving
And no more ducking and diving
Keep on the straight path

Magenta8 Tue 03-Jun-25 19:59:22

No more drinking while driving!
And no more ducking and diving

GoldenLady Tue 03-Jun-25 15:47:09

So off to jail I am taken
It's made me feel very shaken
Locked up in a cell
My idea of hell
Feeling forlorn and forsaken

No more drinking while driving!

Mollygo Tue 03-Jun-25 14:13:51

So off to jail I am taken
It's made me feel very shaken
Locked up in a cell
My idea of hell

Magenta8 Tue 03-Jun-25 10:34:19

so off to jail I am taken
It's made me feel very shaken
Locked up in a cell

BrightandBreezy Tue 03-Jun-25 00:47:04

So off to the jail I am taken
It's made me feel very shaken

GoldenLady Mon 02-Jun-25 15:21:59

A nice calming drink, so relaxing
Watch a film, nothing too taxing
Then a knock at the door
I fall to the floor
"Sir, you can't drive while you are faxing!"

So off to the jail I am taken

52bright Sat 31-May-25 21:44:32

A nice calming drink, so relaxing
Watch a film, nothing too taxing
Then a knock at the door
I fall to the floor

Mollygo Sat 31-May-25 21:22:27

A nice calming drink, so relaxing
Watch a film, nothing too taxing
Then a knock at the door

Magenta8 Sat 31-May-25 17:16:23

A nice calming drink, so relaxing
Watch a film, nothing too taxing

GoldenLady Sat 31-May-25 16:13:08

That's it! No more kids in the car
Not for short journeys or for far
"Are we nearly there?"
"Maddie's pulling my hair!"
I wish I could stop at a bar

A nice calming drink, so relaxing

Magenta8 Sat 31-May-25 13:48:39

That's it! No more kids in the car
Not for short journeys or for far
"Are we nearly there?"
"Maddie's pulling my hair!"

Mollygo Sat 31-May-25 13:33:34

That's it! No more kids in my car
Not for short journeys or for far
“Are we nearly there?”

Magenta8 Sat 31-May-25 09:18:23

That's it! No more kids in my car
Not for short journeys or for far

Salti Sat 31-May-25 08:56:15

The motorway queues were appalling
Moving a yard before stalling
Can't those animals move?
Got something to prove?
I need those kids to stop bawling

That's it! No more kids in my car

52bright Sat 31-May-25 00:18:42

The motorway queues were appalling
Moving a yard before stalling
Can't those animals move?
Got something to prove?

GoldenLady Fri 30-May-25 14:54:42

The motorway queues were appalling
Moving a yard before stalling
Can't those animals move?

Magenta8 Fri 30-May-25 10:18:06

The motorway queues were appalling
Moving a yard before stalling

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