Change a word to make a song about food

Calling occupants of interplanetary craft cheese slices.

Nearer my cod to thee

I'm Mandy, fry me...

Tried to make me have a kebab, I said no, no, no!

Let’s get ready to crumble

I think that’s it for tonight. All this talk of food is making me hungry. Eating so late would be a mistake. You’d need to call on your friend Glen Campbell to sing the chorus of gaviscon, oh gaviscon.

That was your funniest of the entire thread 👏

I'll start a new thread soon.
Things found in the bathroom in song titles, maybe.

That's childish enough to appeal. 🤭

That should be fun.

Goodnight 💤

Night night.
Sleep well

Brilliant thread MissAdventure, thank you. 🥰

It's My Party And I'll Fry If I Want To

Arghhhh!

Any ideas for a new, but just as silly song title game?

Just came to me... this one's for Keir:
Sausage in a bottle

It's Only Cake-believe

In a Gadda Da Vino

The First Time Ever I Saw Your Plaice

Fridge over troubled water.

What becomes of the broken biscuits?

Rock around the chop.

Bangers in the Night?

🤭

Help me bake it through the night.

( R.I.P. Kris Kristofferson)

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Cooking For